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Originally posted by all-nite-freak i thought you would know medical terms if you wore scrubs my dipstick is new and improved thanks to medical technology and self imposed punani hiatus. I would never post anything NSFW...right guys? Relationshits always tend to be bullshit because people misrepresent themselves due to that fear of being alone...alone rocks! Its cheaper and you don't have to meet parents and pretend you aren't fit for the mental institute.

scrubs = all-inclusive term for comfy fitting pajama-type pants. Which surprisingly enough actually make your ass look really good if you find the right pair. they make me happy. when i am in comfy mode, i rock the scrubs.

i am a computer geek not a doctor. Computer Science + Computer Engineering.

punani hiatus?? oh jesus. so you will be even more ornery than normal.
i am scared to think of what will happen when you remove said hiatus.

ah see, both of my parents are psychologists so i am quite skilled at the pretending I'm not fit for a mental institute. actually, it's made dealing with people a little easier. i realized when i got older that i really really should have listened to them about some previous boyfriends of mine... hindsight is 20/20 i guess.

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the punnani hiatus is over...i just don't chase it like before.

I'm a pro at pretending im not insane until they catch me in their mom's room singing showtunes with her panties on my head.

Why is it that the people who are perpetually single and/or in and out of relationships are always the ones giving the most advice?

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Originally posted by jennypie Why is it that the people who are perpetually single and/or in and out of relationships are always the ones giving the most advice?

probably because they're the ones who have learned a lot through trial and error?

and i don't see any advice in this thread...just opinions on relationships v. dating

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jennypie Why is it that the people who are perpetually single and/or in and out of relationships are always the ones giving the most advice?

yeah we suck...but i know you appreciated that bit about the simms position. I know i'm alone because i'm unlovable, but pretending to be Sue Johanson makes me feel like a big man

admit it...you love the simms posistion analpie

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak Relationshits always tend to be bullshit because people misrepresent themselves due to that fear of being alone...

i call it the 4-month rule. dunno why, but that's usually the point where the facade comes down. it's like the new shiny aspect of the relationship wears off and you figure out how compatible you really are...

that's why i wish i could just get to the 4month point right away.
"ok, so here's who i am, here's what faults i know i have... what's your deal?"

JP- i think it's cause the married ones don't want to jinx their relationship!!
i think we also give advice on why to stay single more than get hitched. justifying our choice maybe?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak yeah we suck...but i know you appreciated that bit about the simms position. I know i'm alone because i'm unlovable, but pretending to be Sue Johanson makes me feel like a big man admit it...you love the simms posistion analpie

LoL...I never said you suck. And I never said there's anything wrong with being alone.

What's the simms position?

fuck that.. being single rocked too.. it just depends where your heads at [vaughn..haha]

if you start thinkin ohhh i wish this i wish that youll be miserable single or not... enjoy what youre faced with and make the most of it..

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak unlovable?

"unlovable" or "refuses to put oneself in position to get hurt..."

i just pick the wrong one. always. without fail.

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Originally posted by dj tek enjoy what youre faced with and make the most of it..

i disagree. that's pretty the same as settling in my opinion.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

4 months!
i haven't had a realtionship that lasted over 4 days!

seriously though jenny that trial and error thing is true. I've been in a 4 year relationship and almost married so its not as if i don't know anything(i dont but fuck it its fun to pretend.) For funs sake..you have been in one for 9 years...imagine if it ever ended.(knock on wood im not wishing it). I tend to think we would have more insight into the dating aspect than you would no?

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Originally posted by jennypie LoL...I never said you suck. And I never said there's anything wrong with being alone. What's the simms position?

the simms position is a medical position for anal insertion...you make a
shitty naughty nurse analpie...that shit is myth yo


no i'm unlovable even i refuse to touch myself sometimes because i think i'm a dick