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| quote: | Originally posted by naeblis
My roommate is an absolut moron. First of all, he doesn't clean up any of his mess. First he hung his wisdom teeth up on some floss in the bathroom on the light.. WTF?! WHO DOES THAT?! I'm tired him and his obnoxious whiny g/f (now fiance) having sex on my couch, and locking the door to my own f'ing house. Plus he has the most disfunctional limbic system of all.
Story 1: he left his laptop on top of his car and drove off. Comes in the next day at 6am, and wakes me up to ask me if I took his laptop. I ignored him till he left my room. Later found it, because some sweet soul picked it up in the parking lot.
Story 2: So, I come back from classes, and there is this wavy uber deformed plastic wafer thing about the size of pizza dish. I had no idea what it was. That is, until I read the typed out note attached to it. Basically it said he was sorry that he ruined this plastic tray thing. So... I'm like trippin at this point, because homeboy is trying to cook pizza on a PLASTIC sheet. the thing is like a cutting board, and he is trying to cook pizza on it at 350dg farenheit. OMG he is such an idiot. I dunno how kids like these make it thus far. Like PLASTIC in the oven? WTH!? I'll post a picture. It's unreal. The real kicker is that he is studying to be a brain surgeon.
My other roomate is cool, but its annoying because he will NEVER admit he's wrong. He's telling me things about my job, and how markets work and whatnot, but he's wrong. Prideful. |
Well, judging by your spelling of "absolute I'd say you're a student 
Damn though, I've lived with some weird people.
When I was 19, I lived in a household of 5 (myself included). There were 2 hardcore Christians, one goth guy, myself, and the Irish guy. He seemed pretty cool, worked a night shift, but was sort of...erratic. Couldn't figure out why, until we found out that...
He was a heroin addict, and his night job involved going to the small toilet block in Albert Park so he could sell his ass to the local "I'm a gay male, and want to pay money/heroin to fuck a stranger" community.
He also went nuts one night and grabbed my little TV, and threw it out into the yard, screaming about some random shit.
Weird.

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