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Originally posted by RJT I'm not the one logging onto the internets each and every day looking for a place to take a shot at some kid I have a ridiculous beef with - nor am I the one rigorously defending my sexual prowess to a internet forum. Do not mistake my clarifications for anything more than they are - anything more you take from them is your own creation.

so your telling me you wouldn't start an agurment if someone called you a ****** and saying you should be marrying a guy instead since that's what you deserve? Right. i came here asking for some advice and i didn't turn into a jerk until after people started personally attacking me, even then i didn't go that far out of line.

funny how you say all of this too considering i have a pm box filled with hatred from you. who has the beef Rob? you seem highly mad at me for some unknown reason - i think it's because I said no to you but who knows.

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Originally posted by Lira Hehehe, well, a few friends (and even my girlfriend) have told me my memory scares the living daylights out of them In my defence, I'm really oblivious to my surroundings (so my attention is really selective), and I suck at maths

I get told that too, well I used I think booze has killed it a bit. But seriously remember my ex saying things like:

Her "I know you remember stuff but, yeah but I told her we never talked about that"

Me "ohh but we have...already" *edit:thats more 'oh' than 'ohhh', you like 'oh', not 'ohhhhh my gaddddddddd'*

Her "ok what are my thoughts on death then?"

Me "well explicitly you said 'yes but how could you possibly be thinking and then at one moment not thinking *etc going on to describe word for word how she explained it and seriously it wasn't short took a few mins to go through*

Her "ok........we arn't playing this game anymore"

And I'm shit at maths too, and spelling and numbers but certain weird things/convos/chats I'll remember forever.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN it IS a myth. "blue balls" is just a colloquialism for the discomfort a male feels if aroused for long periods of time without release. there is no change in colour to the balls.

No it's a physical thing seriously it hurts. Really. I know. I felt it.

Aforementioned ex had ways and means (my custom nearly explained in detail how/why) of making this happen and it wasn't cool. Really you get to a point where you can't pee and think you can no longer 'release'. Entertaining for her but shit for you (dunno if you are he/she or indeed he-she). Makes the 'release' no fun, kinda like....burping from indigestion. Wellll maybe not but ya get my drift.

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Originally posted by r5a game time,

Yarrrrrrrrrrr "game time" scrabble?

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Mmm, internet squabbles.

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Originally posted by Dervish No it's a physical thing seriously it hurts. Really. I know. I felt it. Aforementioned ex had ways and means (my custom nearly explained in detail how/why) of making this happen and it wasn't cool. Really you get to a point where you can't pee and think you can no longer 'release'. Entertaining for her but shit for you (dunno if you are he/she or indeed he-she). Makes the 'release' no fun, kinda like....burping from indigestion. Wellll maybe not but ya get my drift.

exactly! this guy tells it how it is. what a baller. my man. i love you.

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Originally posted by Dervish Yarrrrrrrrrrr "game time" scrabble?

nah more like im about to cap a nigga but why not, i could whip out a big board of scrabble and just handle business. be kinda funny too.

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Originally posted by r5a so your telling me you wouldn't start an agurment if someone called you a ****** and saying you should be marrying a guy instead since that's what you deserve? Right. i came here asking for some advice and i didn't turn into a jerk until after people started personally attacking me, even then i didn't go that far out of line. funny how you say all of this too considering i have a pm box filled with hatred from you. who has the beef Rob? you seem highly mad at me for some unknown reason - i think it's because I said no to you but who knows.

You feel free to post those PM's - in fact, post the whole exchange, I don't mind at all. I will if you can't.



And in response to your question, no I wouldn't - because I wouldn't be so foolish as to start a "can girls get bluewalls?" thread in the first place, and if I were, I'd certainly hope once people started to show me my own idiocy firsthand that I just gave up for a while to think about and learn from all my mistakes that were the direct result of creating a "can girls get bluewalls?" thread.

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Just realised that mighta sound the wrong way from what I ment but basically:

Roller-Coaster play without fireworks = Blue Balls.

(also: appoloies but I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable (or sure of) being called a 'baller' especially in a thread about my olives )

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Originally posted by r5a exactly! this guy tells it how it is. what a baller. my man. i love you. nah more like im about to cap a nigga but why not, i could whip out a big board of scrabble and just handle business. be kinda funny too.

Ahh wait my wine addled mind didn't read this right. I'm no-ones baller and I don't want anyone to bust their cap on me and I certainly I don't want to see your big board handle business.

(who says you can't have a bad trip on booze????)

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actually i just looked at the pms and i called you some pretty nasty names there so i definitely wasn't as good as I thought i was, but whatever you pissed me off royally and kinda deserved most of that.

still, i can't believe you think you were civil and correct about that whole thing too. man. that is bad.

edit: you should really enter in the BME pain Olympics btw, you'd do great in that mr.elitest.

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Originally posted by Dervish Ahh wait my wine addled mind didn't read this right. I'm no-ones baller and I don't want anyone to bust their cap on me and I certainly I don't want to see your big board handle business. (who says you can't have a bad trip on booze????)

LOL. amazing.
just an fyi a baller is someone who is 1337. pretty much.

and the whole me saying im about to bust a cap was what i ment by saying "its game time" i just thought your scrabble comment was funny and i decided to run with it.

let me hold some props.