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Originally posted by jon jon

LOL hahaha omg this just made my morning

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WHAT DOES A GUIDO LOOK LIKE

Definition of a Guido:

Clothing- A|X tee shirts, diesel shirts, wife beaters, sweat jackets usually by puma or adidas part of a matching set with pants, A|X jeans, ben sherman jeans , sweat pants, And capris. anything tight that shows off muscle definition.diesel shoes, nike cortezs, pumas. and let us not forget the classic A|X belt equipped with the nextel. lots of gold or silver chains some with italian horns. and kangol hats and sunglasses worn all day and all night.

Whips- BMW'S usally convertable, Cadillac's, or anything expensive that will make someone say damn! and has a banging system and an italian flag in one or more places..

place of birth- could be anywhere but most guidos reside in northern and southern jerzee and parts of new york predominately brooklyn bensonhurst section.

hang outs- joey's in clifton (if youre from jerzee you know the place), spirit, exit, abyss, temptations, djais, bamboo, any club in the area or the gym mostly gold's gym where you can purchase steroids (not all guidos do steroids though).

music- techno, house, dance, very little rap if any at all. music that u can all form a circle around eachother and dance using the guido fist pump to songs like "pump it up"-danzel, " dancin, i got the pills"-oscar g

phones- usally nextel with a cover and loud ringers and constantly showing no matter what they are wearing.Usually always talking on it.

hair-takes longer to do then all your sisters combined, if you have no sisters then to put it blunt a long fucking time. cut into something called a brook, or brooklyn which consists of long spikes on top and sides but sideburns shaved to points and the back is squared off.

other guido characteristics- tans all week, lifts weights and gets hair cut every week and eyebrows waxxed every week

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I'm not sure what is worse, that first one or this one... Hmmmm....

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Originally posted by Trance-Canada I'm not sure what is worse, that first one or this one... Hmmmm....

I just want to take a dead tuna and smack them upside the head with it.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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LOL @ the guy in the backround

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WTF are those sunglasses on the left?!

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Originally posted by The Highroller WTF are those sunglasses on the left?!

I don't know...about three sizes too big?

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Originally posted by The Highroller WTF are those sunglasses on the left?!

Look at the dude in the background on the right! LOL!

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Originally posted by Ania_xox PS. Pickles, vodka, herring, rye bread, kielbasa ... this thread sounds exactly like Christmas at my house LOL

I miss Polish Christmas

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Originally posted by Ania_xox Listen here Ellen Degeneres! That "shit" is not only delicious but also a great source of lean protein and contains all kinds of wonderful nutritional shinanigans which make your hair shiny (among other things - shiny hair being the most important one lol) Herring is BOMB. looks like rotting squid, smells... not great, but is freakin YUMMY! I suggest you haul ass to the nearest Polish Delicatessen and try some authentic herring (œledzie) If you can handle sushi - you will love this

Yea! Chasing it with vodka helps, btw. I used to hate herring until I tried it with vodka.

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH I miss Polish Christmas

It's just me and my parents here in canada so I still get a polish style xmas every year YAY!

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