http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleu_Nuit

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I was 12. I saw this bare chested blonde in a magazine and for some reason I thought stroking myself would be the correct reaction. When I ended, it was a real a-ha! moment, and I wasn't at all confused.

Though it really wasn't quite as I expected.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_Channel

i was like 11 and was at my aunt's house that had this softcore channel unscrambled.. it was late i remember somebody had just got married or something and there was a lot of people in the house, i was bored watching tv and found the channel, i got a boner, started rubbing it without taking my pants off.. then i was like fuck this is hurting me and locked the door and started full on wanking.. then it hit me like a train, i was like WTF IS THIS SHIT and ejaculated what it seemed at the time like 5 gallons of semen. I had no idea that was gonna happen so it caught me unprepared. So i ended up having splooge on my pants, on the floor and on my cousin's bed.

I had to run like hell to the bathroom to clean up myself and get some paper to clean the mess in the room.. I was scared shitless thinking somebody was gonna enter the room before i clean it up

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around 5 i think

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Originally posted by Lomeli http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spice_Channel

haha yeah that too!!

I found one of my father's porno mags & got a boner, was touching it & felt good etc. etc. until I splooged on the magazine.

I remember wondering what it was, & I just put the magazine back. I don't remember cleaning it up.

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My dad buys Playboy magazines to sell at our family market. They come in a dark, discrete envelope, but there's no denying what's inside. Even though it's wrapped when delivered, upon opening and flipping through the pages, one can feel the pages stick together like glue.

Man glue.


That makes one wonder:
Do they "test drive" the magazines before commercial distribution?







THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.

About 8 or 9. My friend discovered the fap, and I had to see if it was true. That day changed my life

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Originally posted by Ivand i was like 11 and was at my aunt's house that had this softcore channel unscrambled.. it was late i remember somebody had just got married or something and there was a lot of people in the house, i was bored watching tv and found the channel, i got a boner, started rubbing it without taking my pants off.. then i was like fuck this is hurting me and locked the door and started full on wanking.. then it hit me like a train, i was like WTF IS THIS SHIT and ejaculated what it seemed at the time like 5 gallons of semen. I had no idea that was gonna happen so it caught me unprepared. So i ended up having splooge on my pants, on the floor and on my cousin's bed. I had to run like hell to the bathroom to clean up myself and get some paper to clean the mess in the room.. I was scared shitless thinking somebody was gonna enter the room before i clean it up

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

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Originally posted by Ivand I had no idea that was gonna happen so it caught me unprepared. So i ended up having splooge on my pants, on the floor and on my cousin's bed.

What a hero, jizzing on your cousins bed!

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