Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
"Let's have sex in my convertible under the stars"
/thread
Pish Posh Fahad!
Just cuz you have sexy material assets (and I don't just mean your automobile )
some of us peasants have to rely soley on words and body language
that's how I hooked you, remember? It was like a Blank and Jones video
HOLLAAAAAAA
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quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Apr-01-2008 05:39
love_child
TA
Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Toronto
Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
Apr-01-2008 06:36
Ozmozis
Music is the Vibe
Registered: Mar 2007
Location: Toronto
From the looks of your arm hair you must be Italian...
Apr-01-2008 15:52
afterhrsgurl
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2007
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
i think you mentioned in one of your posts you're studying nursing so this is what i would say to you:
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away
Apr-01-2008 19:28
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
i think you mentioned in one of your posts you're studying nursing so this is what i would say to you:
I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away
Oh snap!
Apr-01-2008 19:58
urban_legend
Original Hammer Crew
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Canada
I had an older woman come up to me in a club and try to hit on me soooooo bad, it wasnt working obviously since I was pretty much ignoring her but in a last ditch effort she swings me around and says....
"honey, I'm old, all you gotta do is buy me a slice of pizza and I am yours."
Then I threw up on her shoes. Said I wasnt hungry.
Oh and let's not forget about
"How would you like to fuck my wife"
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Marco V is the MAN!!!!!
Apr-01-2008 20:33
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
Registered: Nov 2003
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
Oh and let's not forget about
"How would you like to fuck my wife"
Apr-01-2008 23:24
I_Am_Vince
aka Invasionmix
Registered: Jan 2006
Location: Mississauga, ON
quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
"How would you like to fuck my wife"
LOL!! Oh yes, the urban legend haha
Apr-02-2008 00:27
Burgoo
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Sep 2007
Location: Van
I was competing with a friend one night I normally dont use pick up lines but I figured I would have to try something quicker.
I would go up to any hot girl/blonde and ask "what would you say if I told you I loved you"
They would stammer say nothing
I would then say "I love you" and start making out with them.
Worked 10 out 10 times, I didn't get slapped once, only made out with one fat chick and I won the competition. I just hope I didn't get herpes.
Apr-02-2008 03:46
above'N'beyond
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Lawler's Evil Lair
quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha...
Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
Girl: "Um, NO"
Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"
No, there's a way better one:
Guy: "Hey! Wanna Dance?"
Girl: "No!"
Guy: "You misheard, what I said was You Look Fat In Those Pants!"
Apr-02-2008 17:34
above'N'beyond
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Lawler's Evil Lair
quote:
Originally posted by exstasie
This isn't a pick up line, but a comeback after you get rejected haha...
Guy: "Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
Girl: "Um, NO"
Guy: "Oh, i'm sorry, i guess you miss heard me. I said you were fucking ugly!"
No, there's a way better one:
Guy: "Hey! Wanna Dance?"
Girl: "No!"
Guy: "You misheard, what I said was You Look Fat In Those Pants!"
Apr-02-2008 17:34
magikb
Home of Lix and Jennē
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: on the other side
quote:
Originally posted by urban_legend
"How would you like to fuck my wife"
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