I totally want to get laser! But I heard it's expensive as fuck.
edit: oh, this thread is now about sex.
I hate you all
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im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you
Jun-01-2009 19:33
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
really? fuck man.
we're still hot for each other. our roommate makes fun of us because we're always fondling each other and making out in the kitchen. we think he can't see us but i guess he hears us and he's like, "there u guys go again in the kitchen!" and we're like "ha ha oops"
we fucked in the hotel room too in cali. we were sharing a hotel room with my friend lol
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-01-2009 19:35
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
lol you have no idea. If we're in the car for more than 15-20 min we have to pull over cause we're groping all over each other. When we're in public we're constantly "disappearing" to go do it God forbid we spend the whole day "lazy" around the house. We should just never put on clothes that day lol
Jun-01-2009 19:40
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
to be honest i can roll either way. i've had boyfriends who had extremely high libidos and could go all night and every chance we got, etc... and then i've been with guys who are down the middle of the road. totally "average" libido and still great in bed (attentive, makes sure i get off first) and i'm more than satisfied with that.
once in a while we have a real kinky session and do something like the car or the hotel room we just did. i think we know when to kick it up a notch, but we're not consistently over the top with our sexual interaction with each other. the first few months we were and we quickly settled into married life lol but it's still great and i'm having sex about 3-4 times a week which more than gets the job done. and there's tons of cuddling and kissing in between the sex. if anything, we're big cuddlers and fondlers/kissers more than anything.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-01-2009 19:46
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
We do all of that too. We're very touchy. We love to hug and kiss and cuddle. For some reason though once we cuddle we have sex. It's like we're TOO close to one another
Jun-01-2009 19:55
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
lol @ jenny
I'm the same way. I'll be doing school stuff or something at 10 or 11 when wants to do it
and be like "no babe. not yet, i have to finish this" and he gets all mock-pissed and says like "well fuck Ania you're just gonna wake me up later when it's convenient for YOU"
and I do
I'll sneak into bed at like 1 or 2 and get to work
and he don't say shit then
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Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Jun-01-2009 19:56
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
i need to lay the smack down. we always do it when he wants to. i need to put the fucking pants on for once
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quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Jun-01-2009 19:58
squirrelly
The Phun Nun
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: In the Shower
If anything he's telling me he just "can't" anymore and that I need to let the men recharge
Jun-01-2009 20:02
Ania_xox
let me drive
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: on the midnight street
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i need to lay the smack down. we always do it when he wants to. i need to put the fucking pants on for once
fuckin right girl
stick your ass in his face and don't think twice about what he's doing at the moment
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Originally posted by Slylee
oh well, different strokes different vaginas
Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget
Jun-01-2009 20:13
RickyM
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Northern Ireland
quote:
Originally posted by squirrelly
If anything he's telling me he just "can't" anymore and that I need to let the men recharge
Men? Get them in to ye love!
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Jun-01-2009 20:44
LinX
On A New York City Night
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: Chicago, IL
you know whats really good? a fat rail, i mean FAT rail of Molly, and 69ing for like 2 hours.. did it last weekend. and my jaw is still sore.
Jun-01-2009 23:31
Rose
hmmm
Registered: May 2007
Location: -
quote:
Originally posted by LinX
you know whats really good? a fat rail, i mean FAT rail of Molly, and 69ing for like 2 hours.. did it last weekend. and my jaw is still sore.
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