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| quote: | Originally posted by meriter
Come on man that is a pretty weak story about insane girlfriends. You could embellish quite a bit and it'd still be believable.
How about she was out all night drinking and doing blow then came back to your place while you weren't there, tried to fuck all of your roommates, attack everyone in the house and round it up with a nice attempted suicide. Then you could go on about how you don't know true love until you have to remove the lock from the bathroom door and go to the hospital cause you're losing too much blood from the bite taken from your neck. |
 did that happen to you?
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| quote: | Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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