Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
1% of the population is still like 60,000,000 people. She's apparently a one in a hundred girl.
lol, touche
Sep-09-2009 16:25
meriter
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Come on man that is a pretty weak story about insane girlfriends. You could embellish quite a bit and it'd still be believable.
How about she was out all night drinking and doing blow then came back to your place while you weren't there, tried to fuck all of your roommates, attack everyone in the house and round it up with a nice attempted suicide. Then you could go on about how you don't know true love until you have to remove the lock from the bathroom door and go to the hospital cause you're losing too much blood from the bite taken from your neck.
Sep-09-2009 21:24
we_R_DNA
Thermionic Trance Mission
Registered: Jan 2004
Location: Right, Here
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Originally posted by Domesticated
Right, and you never failed high school either. That was a mind fuck too.
LMFAO
Sep-09-2009 21:30
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by meriter
Come on man that is a pretty weak story about insane girlfriends. You could embellish quite a bit and it'd still be believable.
How about she was out all night drinking and doing blow then came back to your place while you weren't there, tried to fuck all of your roommates, attack everyone in the house and round it up with a nice attempted suicide. Then you could go on about how you don't know true love until you have to remove the lock from the bathroom door and go to the hospital cause you're losing too much blood from the bite taken from your neck.
did that happen to you?
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
did that happen to you?
