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Originally posted by Sushipunk Hey, I aim to please

Men can't aim, it's a tinkle sprinkler all over the bathroom roughly in the area of the toilet.

Yeah, well, try standing up next time.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Yeah, well, try standing up next time.

No.
Your avatar is yucky

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Originally posted by Lilith Men can't aim, it's a tinkle sprinkler all over the bathroom roughly in the area of the toilet.

Toilets are only a rough guide anyway

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Originally posted by Ania_xox SO IS YOUR NASTY REHAB SPLOOGE, TUBEY!!! but nooooo you wanna smear your shit all over the place back, tits, eyelids I hope some girl gets period in your hair one day

ok, so you got me...it was kinda nasty to see my spooge yellow. but that's over and done with.

HOWEVER, when it was yellow, i wasn't shooting it on or in anyone. unlike your horny ass who is like, "OMG I'M ON MY PERIOD LET ME SPRAY MY PLACENTA OVER YOUR DICK!"

:vomit:

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Originally posted by DjWhooCares i picture u puking all over the place

just like family guy w/ the syrup of ipicat (sp?) episode...

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Originally posted by Lilith Men can't aim, it's a tinkle sprinkler all over the bathroom roughly in the area of the toilet.

pee sprinkles!

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Originally posted by tubularbills "OMG I'M ON MY PERIOD LET ME SPRAY MY PLACENTA OVER YOUR DICK!" :vomit:

lmfao


Spray?!?!

After all we've talked about... you still think it sprays?
like the spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park
( enjoy )

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox lmfao Spray?!?! After all we've talked about... you still think it sprays? like the spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park ( enjoy )

lol, no i know it doesn't spray. however, i'm sure there are some women who "Squirt" (so to speak) and that could be hello jurassic park!