Don't you hate Fridays when you're working on Saturday?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle Don't you hate when you're out at a bar and you see some absolutely smoking Russian chick and you make eye contact and she stares right at you with those "I like anal" eyes and won't stop and you feel her stare burning deep into you and when you snap out of it after what seems like forever even though it's been like 10 secs you realize she's with 10 Russian mafia looking dudes any one of which you know would leave your torso floating in a river with no identifiable parts left attached and yet you look back at her and she's still got that look in her eyes like "I don't want them I want you please save me I'll do things you've never even dreamed of" and you start to think it'd be worth it but you realize that one of the Zangiefs she's with is onto you and you say to your buddies hey we better get the fuck outta here now?

So true. Often I've thought "is the prospect of sex with that unmistakably kinky bitch worth the wrath of her posse?" The answer has always been 'no' for me.

Don't you hate "work emergencies" that supposedly happens on Fridays?

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