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Because caring about Tiger Woods should be high on the list of things that are important...

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Originally posted by ziptnf Dude that's fucking horseshit. Most golfers can't hit the fairway, and you're complaining about how the best golfer in the world doesn't hit the fairway all the time? Talk about high standards. Let's see you drive the ball 330 yards and hit the fairway every time. Give me a fucking break

In fairness to Chemy... he does hit the fairway on approx 90% of his drives (albeit they aren't 330 yards).

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by The17sss

The asians have provided us with video evidence on what really happened

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/spo...eekly-text.html

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Tiger Woods offered a "profound apology" to his family and supporters today after Us Weekly published a story alleging he had a 31-month-long affair with a Los Angeles cocktail waitress. Jaimee Grubbs says she met Woods in Las Vegas following the 2007 Masters and claims to have 300 text messages from him. The magazine also published a voicemail that Grubbs said was left by Woods on Nov. 24, three days before his car crash outside his Orlando home. Woods didn't offer any specific reason for his apology, saying, "I let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart." Rachel Uchitel, who's accused of having an affair with Woods, denied the accusations in an interview with the N.Y. Post on Tuesday. FOR THE RECORD: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported Tiger Woods won the 2007 Masters. He finished tied for second behind Zach Johnson.

Here's the recorded voicemail of him freaking out over his wife finding out.

What an idiot.

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...ing-you-2009212

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Originally posted by leph555 The asians have provided us with video evidence on what really happened

This video is amazing

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lol jesus...

why would someone as huge as tiger woods use his regular cell phone to contact the woman he's cheating with? what a dumbass.


ffs just get another prepaid phone and keep it in your locker at the country club. duh.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee ffs just get another prepaid phone and keep it in your locker at the country club. duh.

You have experience in this matter?

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If it's not super clear that Tiger Woods was high out of his mind on rockstar coke/whatever when he hit that fire hydrant outside of his house, I don't know what to tell you. There's a reason he's being so evasive with police about the incident, and I somehow doubt it's because he feels guilt over his infidelities.

After what happened to Phelps, it's no surprise he is obviously scared of the truth getting out. That's a multi-million dollar secret.

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Originally posted by ziptnf You have experience in this matter?

lol no i've never done that but it's not rocket science. just seems like the smart thing to do when you are worth billions and having an affair.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by ziptnf You have experience in this matter?

Dude, it's cheating 101:
- have 2 cell phones (one pay as you go)
- have a checking account your wife doesn't know about
- have a second credit card wife doesn't know about (use office as billing address)
- have an anonomous email address; do not access from home computer (DJ. Keylogger anyone?)

And yeah, of course Jamie knows all about this... where have you been for the last 3 years?

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down