Registered: Dec 2004
Location: Mississauga, Ontario
quote:
Originally posted by ArchVan
Dear Mr. Club Owner,
-can you you get more bouncers to walk around the floor to stop people from smoking a cig or joint on the dance floor.
But then how will I get half-smoked joints handed to me when I forget my own weed?! I have no reason to go to the smoker's pit without a joint of my own, so I NEED those people to help support my habit!
Edit:
Dear Mr Club Owner,
Please hire employees who are as awesome as the ones that Footwork hires. Also, we need more sik laaaaazzzzzaaaarrrrzzzz!
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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.
Jan-26-2010 10:55
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
happy hours are illegal... u can thank dalton for that!
What the hell are you talking about... Happy hours were prohibited in Ontario in December 1984 by Bill Davis' PC government. It's fine to bitch about everything but at least get your facts right.
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quote:
Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Jan-26-2010 13:06
PivotTechno
senseless
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Citizen, World
Dear club owner,
Please tell Eric B to shut the fuck up and advise Jayx1 that Fitzgerald once said that the test of first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposing ideas in one's mind at the same time.
quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
dear patrons,
if you are so concerned about your hearing then buy your own ear plugs and dont forget to bring them to the club. otherwise, stop your complaining.
Now there's some great PR right there.
"John/Jane Q. Public, you could have prevented this..."
Originally posted by VDub
Thanks for this thread RJ...
It's good for a laugh at how stupid some ppl are...
Jan-26-2010 14:12
VDub
Scoundrel
Registered: Feb 2008
Location: Toronto
I think all of these experts should pool their money and open up a club...
Revolve its operating philosophy around 100% customer service with all of these issues as well as all of the bitching issues we've heard on TA over the years...
World class DJs every weekend
$5 cover all the time
$2 every drink
free water
only hire nice guys for security
have 5 entrances so there are no lines
limit capacity so there is 5 square feet around all patrons
what else???
Oh yah
free earplugs...
For sure this place would stay open for many years...
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quote:
Originally posted by chinamon
chinamon is INCH MOAN.
LOL so fitting.
Jan-26-2010 14:17
OkiDokie
A C M 1 P T
Registered: Sep 2009
Location: Here and There
quote:
Originally posted by VDub
I think all of these experts should pool their money and open up a club...
Revolve its operating philosophy around 100% customer service with all of these issues as well as all of the bitching issues we've heard on TA over the years...
World class DJs every weekend
$5 cover all the time
$2 every drink
free water
only hire nice guys for security
have 5 entrances so there are no lines
limit capacity so there is 5 square feet around all patrons
what else???
Oh yah
free earplugs...
For sure this place would stay open for many years...
* Unlimited toilet paper
Jan-26-2010 14:22
Jayx1
Prime Minister of TOTA
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: The Socialist People's Republic Of Canada
everytime ive been in europe the minimum cover for a PUB on a weekend to see dj nobody was 10-15 Euros.
now bring in ONE top name or guest and that goes to about 30 or 40 Euros.
Clubs that have several guests tend to run about 50 Euros or more.
Drinks are usually about 7-10 Euros.
Even in China they were charging the equivalent of $45 canadian dollars at the door for Ferry Corsten and it was rammed! Oh and bottles there were about $200 (minimum 3)
In Wales i paid 25 pounds for Guy Ornadel.
Lets not even talk about Ibiza.. take the top prices i just mentioned and double them.
As for guest list. It doesnt exist anywhere else like it does here!
The only place ive been where its been cheaper to party was argentina and thats because they devalued their currency. But even still, for them $50 pesos was like us spending $100 considering they make on average $1000 pesos a month.
So yeah, clubs in toronto are economical.
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quote:
Originally posted by jester
Everything in this country is illegal.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill
"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill
Jan-26-2010 16:03
ChemEnhanced
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
quote:
Originally posted by Jayx1
happy hours are illegal... u can thank dalton for that!
that was well before Dalton....happy hours were illegal when I was in university 15 years ago
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quote:
Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.
Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48
Jan-26-2010 16:05
Jayx1
Prime Minister of TOTA
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: The Socialist People's Republic Of Canada
quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard
What the hell are you talking about... Happy hours were prohibited in Ontario in December 1984 by Bill Davis' PC government. It's fine to bitch about everything but at least get your facts right.
The original afterwork happy hour yes.
There was a proposal to disallow any change of alcohol pricing within a day a few years ago. I mistakenly thought this had gone through. Considering all the bans and restrictions that have gone through under mcguinty its an honest mistake
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quote:
Originally posted by jester
Everything in this country is illegal.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery…" Winston Churchill
"If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law" - Winston Churchill
Jan-26-2010 16:35
~C~
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: Toronto
quote:
Originally posted by ArchVan
Dear Mr. Club Owner,
-can you make shirts mandatory, i don't care how juiced you are or how great your "situation" is, keep your shirts on please (skanky chicks exempted)
ooooooh VERY good suggestion! I hate being rubbed up against by ANYONE not wearing a shirt. Having someone's unwanted sweat all over you has to be one of the most disgusting things that can happen to you at a club.
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Jan-26-2010 18:16
ChemEnhanced
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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
Dear Club Owners:
Please move to montreal....we don't want you here anymore.
Yours Truly,
City Council
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quote:
Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.
Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48