I think the teleprompter guy was just fucking with her, and wrote, verbatim, how Jake interpreted what she said.

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Originally posted by gmilf I heard a radio thing on this and I had no idea what they were talking about at the time because I didn't watch the grammy show. However, the neurologist they interviewed said that it was a severe migraine which is capable of causing this reaction. The intense pain and nausea most people associate with migraines is only one type of migraine and there are actually a lot of other things that can happen to people. A very common symptom is acting like a fucking idiot and loss of motor control...I may be paraphrasing, but supposedly this happens without any warning most of the time,and can be dangerous if you're driving. But, it even sounds like a stroke because the people lucky enough to have some warning that they are about to go stupid usually know that it is about to happen because part of their body will start to go numb.

The first time I ever had a migraine, I thought I was suffering sun-stroke. The right side of my upper body went numb and a large blind spot in the center of my vision made it impossible to see clearly.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

Ouch, dude. Sorry, about that.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Heaveh

but

You should autotune the message!







Put it on YouTube.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson What the hell do they have to sue me over? I made a parody on YouTube and YouTube didn't even take it down. So why should I take it down? It's fair use and I'm not tripping over it. If they want to sue me then I'll make this public too.

By the looks of the message, I don't think they're aiming to sue you, just to have you take the footage down off Youtube.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You should autotune the message! Put it on YouTube.

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UM UH UM UH UM UH UM UH

Not so good without someone feeding you your lines, huh bitch? Fuck her.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker You should autotune the message! Put it on YouTube.

That would be so evil, but so amazing at the same time. I wonder what the laws are about that. I'm sure I could get away with it if I manipulate their voice and take out their identity. What's wrong with that?

too many ums to be legit, unless she had a stroke while composing the message.