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Halcyon+On+On
Liebchen



Registered: Sep 2004
Location: midcoast

I guess we don't have too many Jehova's Witnesses here in CO, it's more about the Morms since we're right next to Utah. I'm going to start telling them that the last time I went camping in the mountains, I happened across an elegant trunk full of gold plates with "J.S." stamped onto them, but left it there because it was far too heavy to carry back.

If they still don't go away, I'll just pull out my dick.


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Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%



Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%

the Jehova's Witnesses folk stopped knocking on my parent's door when one of my buddies (I was in high-school at the time) answered the door naked holding the dog (pug) and invited them to join the party.


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you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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gmilf
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Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
I made the mistake of engaging in a conversation about the state of the world right now with one of my patients who is a Jehova's Witness. Really nice, sweet man - but JWs really don't understand how to walk away when people don't want to be preached at. He even wrote me out a list of recommended scriptures to read that talk about how God said all this would happen - basically warning me, and encouraging me to accept the word of the lord so that I could be saved.
haha! I love arguing with those guys. The 144,000 thing always seems to stump them.


oh and about the planets lining up pkc you should probably check the nasa website, those other times are considered partial heliocentric alignments. 2012 is supposed to be the first total allignment in several millinia if ever. 1982 was close and there was one that was a bit farther off in 2000. Is this what you meant by every decade or so?
Also, they've made a very interesting computer program based of the I-ching which has had some pretty cool results check into that as well.

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colonelcrisp
Isn't Batshit Crazy



Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Ottawa

we hired a part time college student to do some filing for the office...... she was blabbing on about 2012 in the lunch room today..... I am no seriously contemplating firing her....


COR Version, i don't give people who believe in such bullshit enough of my confidence to file my fucking paperwork!


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Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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oh and about the planets lining up pkc you should probably check the nasa website, those other times are considered partial heliocentric alignments. 2012 is supposed to be the first total allignment in several millinia if ever. 1982 was close and there was one that was a bit farther off in 2000. Is this what you meant by every decade or so?


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Q: Could a phenomena occur where planets align in a way that impacts Earth?

A: There are no planetary alignments in the next few decades, Earth will not cross the galactic plane in 2012, and even if these alignments were to occur, their effects on the Earth would be negligible. Each December the Earth and sun align with the approximate center of the Milky Way Galaxy but that is an annual event of no consequence.


http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/2012.html

So yeah I was wrong about the regular alignments, but completely right where it counted, in that such alignments mean fuck all.


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gmilf
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto

I never said that the planets lining up was going to cause natural disasters. Remember Indiana Jones when he lined up the ruby on the staff with the sun and the secret on the map was revealed. Yeah, something like that. When the planets align the secrets of the universe and the end of our civilizations will come to pass.

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igottaknow
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Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future

Don't you live in Indiana?

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gmilf
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto

exactly, it all comes together because as the universe aligns I am the center of the universe.


But, how the fuck did that become Indiana???

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gmilf
Supreme tranceaddict



Registered: Sep 2010
Location: pluto

shit...just realized I did put the planets lining up in the natural disaster category. But, that was just a simplification it is going to be a natural scenario that extraterrestrials take advantage of.

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Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%



Registered: Mar 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by colonelcrisp
we hired a part time college student to do some filing for the office...... she was blabbing on about 2012 in the lunch room today..... I am no seriously contemplating firing her....


COR Version, i don't give people who believe in such bullshit enough of my confidence to file my fucking paperwork!


There really is no need to give a c0r version of a three sentence story.


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lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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colonelcrisp
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There really is no need to give a c0r version of a three sentence story.


When you have a group of individuals currently debating the validity of Doomsday Theories, i felt a clear and concise cor version was required.


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Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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