To make a top 40 song;

1. Find some mundane every day action
2. Record the sound
3. Loop the sound
4. Add Bass
5. Add simple synths
6. Title the song after the mundane action
7. Release
8.
9. PROFIT!

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Originally posted by DJ_Ballistic Los Ketchup - The Ketchup Song like me, ur probably thinking this is a joke, but its an actual song and omg its the most annoying thing ive ever seen

yuh i heard that song, they sing so fast, and their accent is so strong, i can bearly makeout wat they are saying, itz like they are scatting or something

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Originally posted by escee To make a top 40 song; 1. Find some mundane every day action 2. Record the sound 3. Loop the sound 4. Add Bass 5. Add simple synths 6. Title the song after the mundane action 7. Release 8. 9. PROFIT!

u forgot number 10

10. find someone with alotta sex appeal

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Originally posted by dj_nomiz u forgot number 10 10. find someone with alotta sex appeal

shouldn't that be step 1???

oh, and what was number 8?

The Ketchup Song...*violently shudders* I've just spent the weekend with some relatives and all my younger cousin did was talk about that song and how good it was...arrg!

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Originally posted by webmeister The most insidious marketing effort of recent times was easily that song Starburst - Get Your Juices Going.

damn straight!
that was absolutely disgraceful and just goes to show what these people are willing to do to sell their product. When I first saw the promotion on TV I immediately thought it was an ad for Starburst lollies, and I was damn right! Iniquitous assholes!

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Originally posted by escee I honestly dont think that chick in ves's new avatar is hot at all. I think that she thinks by changing her avatar, it will make us all forget she loves the cock

my reactions to that comment expressed through the wonderful world of emoticons:
firstly... !!
then...
and finally...

ahh, i should have known that avatar would cause trouble. hahaha...

and whats wrong with DJ SAMMY re? i go sik to that song when i do doughnuts in my VL at the kfc on chapel st moite.

on the serious note, do you realise how many of your favourite trance producers used to make the very dance-styled stuff you're talking about?

Armin Van Buuren used to be Self Control (Problem Boy?),
Ferry Corsten did the Jolly Good Remix of Klubheadz Klubhopping,

there's alot more but the thing is, everyone starts somewhere, and while the commercial dance stuff is good for a giggle, it keeps the kiddies out of the real stuff. but if you ask me, even our scene is becoming alot more polluted these days. that's life i guess.

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