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"bounty hunters?? we don't need that scum!!"
"she'll die before she tells you anything!"
"leave that to me!"
"i find your lack of faith disturbing"

hehe when i watch those i nearly know every line off by heart...
and some more but from different movie:
"we have ridden the width and breadth of this land and-"
"-what, ridden on a horse?"
"yes! now will you-"
"-youre baning coconuts together!"
"what?"
"youve got two coconut halves and youre banging them together!"
hehe heres a whole scene, i cant limit to one quote!:
"we have a witch! a witch! burn her!"
"how do you know she is a witch?"
"she looks like one! burn her! buuurrnn her!!"
"i dont normally look like this, they did it!"
"is this true?"
"well...yes..we did do the nose. but shes a witch!" "she turned me into a newt!"
"into a newt??"
"well..i got better...but shes a witch! burn her!"
"there are ways of knowing if shes a witch!"
"really? how? show us!"
"well..what do you do to witches?"
"...burn them!! burn her!!"
"what do you burn as well as witches?"
"...wood?"
"good! now how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"build a bridge out of her!"
"aah but can you not also build bridges from stone?"
"oh yeah..true...yeah"
"does wood sink in water?"
"no. no it floats! throw her into the pond!!"
"and what also floats?"
"bread! apples! small rocks? churches?"
"a duck."
"ooohhh! aaaahhh!"
"exactly! so...:"
"if...she..weighs the same as..a duck...shes made of wood?"
"and therefore...?"
"a witch!!!!"
"very good! we shall use my largest scales!"
*weighs duck and woman, they are the same"
"shes a witch!! burn her!!!!"
"oh well. its a fair cop...."
lol
man i cant be stuffed writing more down but i love that movie 
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