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Originally posted by Maaz Funny off-topic story: Be careful with this line, mate, specially at theatres. Me and a friend of mine were watching a film and at some point, the actors were saying "I'm gay", "I'm gay too". So, my friend stood up and said out loud "I AM GAY TOO" (yeah, out of the blue, and he's not gay). Then, in one of the last rolls we just heard a lady saying "Bruno?" (that was his name). The guy looked back at her and said "Teacher?! What are you doing here!?" It was his math teacher! Needless to say, she told all our classmates about it

OMG.... LOL ROFL !!!

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That was kinda a funny man but no worries now u can sleep with the sister whenever u want.

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Originally posted by TranceSeeker I was 15 years I think when I was at my g/f house. She was 13 or so...and she hadn't had an orgasm before...

Now I realised what I had just read: If you're saying that she was around 13, never had an orgasm (so I suppose she's not a virgin but never really had an orgasm), so, bloody hell, when did she lost her virginity!? You belgians are really fast, heh!?

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Originally posted by Maaz Now I realised what I had just read: If you're saying that she was around 13, never had an orgasm (so I suppose she's not a virgin but never really had an orgasm), so, bloody hell, when did she lost her virginity!? You belgians are really fast, heh!?

That's already 7 years ago now, times have changed since then....
BTW when I was 12 I found out about orgasms etc...
Times have changed...times have changed, now girls from 12 and lower already fucking with their classmates...Is this normal then??

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Originally posted by TranceSeeker That's already 7 years ago now, times have changed since then.... BTW when I was 12 I found out about orgasms etc... Times have changed...times have changed, now girls from 12 and lower already fucking with their classmates...Is this normal then??

no. thats just wrong in my opinion. they dont even know what theyre doing. makes me wonder if their parents know what they are doing.

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Originally posted by cycloptor no. thats just wrong in my opinion. they dont even know what theyre doing. makes me wonder if their parents know what they are doing.

I'm not the kind of person that likes to judge other people, but I think cycloptor is right. A twelve-year-old teenager in 1990 had more information about everything (including sex) then a twelve-year-old child back in 1960/1950. However, they're not really aware of what they're doing and its meaning. They're just imitating what they've seen and heard.

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Originally posted by Maaz I'm not the kind of person that likes to judge other people, but I think cycloptor is right. A twelve-year-old teenager in 1990 had more information about everything (including sex) then a twelve-year-old child back in 1960/1950. However, they're not really aware of what they're doing and its meaning. They're just imitating what they've seen and heard.

And 7 years is a big gap too!
7 years ago internet was not where it is now.
That explains a LOT!

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Originally posted by Maaz Funny off-topic story: Be careful with this line, mate, specially at theatres. Me and a friend of mine were watching a film and at some point, the actors were saying "I'm gay", "I'm gay too". So, my friend stood up and said out loud "I AM GAY TOO" (yeah, out of the blue, and he's not gay). Then, in one of the last rolls we just heard a lady saying "Bruno?" (that was his name). The guy looked back at her and said "Teacher?! What are you doing here!?" It was his math teacher! Needless to say, she told all our classmates about it

omgg lmfao.

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Ok, this happened about a month ago. I was at this chick's house and we were doing the business, all the while knowing her dad might be coming home. so we made sure to lock the front door to prevent any people from just walking in (the trailer where we were boinkin' (haha don't laugh, it's in a trailer-park..wait. that didn't make it any better... uhm..fuck off, i'm in alberta, what do you expect? ) was a popular spot for people to drop by for sessions) anyhoo, i lost my train of thought. oh yeah, her dad has this real loud diesel V10 545 horse Dodge and it sounds like hell is parking in your driveway, so i was waiting for the sound.. but she was too loud! we didn't here her dad come in until he was yelling at her door. i scrambled to get my clothes on and went to hide in the (what i thought was) closet.. only it was a second entrance to the hallway where her dad was standing so there i was, boxers and a tee...busted.

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Try getting caught buck naked by the mother and her party friends

Scenario: Empty house, about 3 am, Mother is away at some party and she’s supposed 2 be staying over her friend’s house…

We’re in the middle of getting ready for business upstairs when we realize neither of us got condoms ready so my gf (at the time) figures she must have some in the basement. I go 2 the kitchen 2 grab some munchies before heading upstairs and that’s when one of the most embarrassing moments of my life happens. We didn’t expect the mom 2 be back from that party for the night but unexpectedly the affairs ended early and while I’m in the kitchen she walks in with a bunch of her lady friends out of nowhere… I didn’t hear anything since the beats were pretty loud, so I walk out of the kitchen to head upstairs and BOUM, I walk into 3 40 years old ladies buck fucking naked with only a napkin 4 cover


I never had the guts to step back into the house ever after