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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J She asked you why you were tasting lube and so you started talking about anal. It's not fucking difficult, is it?

No you fucking retard, I said "use your imagination" then she implied insultingly that I can't get a girl wet. Obviously that is not the same thing as me randomly bringing it up.

Seriously, how dumb are you? You remind me of right wing trolls on reddit (or Kevin).

I for real miss Kevin around here. You guys had some really entertaining spats.

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The thing is, it's obvious you're an amateur or are making up stories based on assumptions you've made (probably from hearing real stories, or from watching porn, etc.) exactly because of the stuff you're spewing. People with real experience with this stuff - years of experience - would just never say such things. Lol, tasting lube by accident. You fucking moron.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Seriously, how dumb are you? You remind me of right wing trolls on reddit (or Kevin).

I am far, far more intelligent than you and even you know that. It's completely obvious what you were implying during that sequence of posts and you're only now hurriedly retreating from it because it was immediately demonstrated that your bullshit fools nobody who gets their knowledge of sex first hand rather than from Bang Bros.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson The thing is, it's obvious you're an amateur or are making up stories based on assumptions you've made (probably from hearing real stories, or from watching porn, etc.) exactly because of the stuff you're spewing. People with real experience with this stuff - years of experience - would just never say such things. Lol, tasting lube by accident. You fucking moron.

No, you are just making wild assumptions and applying your own sex life to everyone else.

If you can not figure out a reasonable scenario where there would be lube + mouths, not even on accident, then you are probably a bit of a prude in some departments.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I am far, far more intelligent than you and even you know that. It's completely obvious what you were implying during that sequence of posts and you're only now hurriedly retreating from it because it was immediately demonstrated that your bullshit fools nobody who gets their knowledge of sex first hand rather than from Bang Bros.

How the fuck am I retreating from anything? If anything I've been doubling down on what I was saying!?

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby No, you are just making wild assumptions and applying your own sex life to everyone else. If you can not figure out a reasonable scenario where there would be lube + mouths, not even on accident, then you are probably a bit of a prude in some departments.

Again, yeah ok Nou.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Again, yeah ok Nou.

You really can't can you?

It is suspected that certain varieties of TA can detect nerdgin from 2 nautical miles away in as little as one part per million.

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I like how Nou thinks that because he merely says something, it makes it true.