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Originally posted by elFreak the woman does all of my laundry and picks up my dry cleaning or else she gets no cock. it is fair, because i do all of the cooking and cooking clean up. i sure as fuck hope she is not like my mom, because the bitch never did my laundry after 12.

that's a sweet deal

I would glady do all the cleaning and laundry if my man worked the kitchen

He knows how to cook, he just rarely is in the mood. Plus I think I have a wifey side to me where I really enjoy making us food.
Last night a whole bunch of his relatives flew in from Scotland and we were all out having dinner and he was flattering me in front of all of them describing what I had made for dinner the night before.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

lmao

just a few days ago I was in the shower when he came home and when I got out, I saw that my panties weren't on my bed where I had left them

and I'm like "Marc where are my panties?"

he goes "Oh i just put them on your chair"

I grabbed them and walked over to him and I'm like "you smelled them didn't you?"

he just turned red and was like SHUT UPPP

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by Ania_xox that's a sweet deal I would glady do all the cleaning and laundry if my man worked the kitchen He knows how to cook, he just rarely is in the mood. Plus I think I have a wifey side to me where I really enjoy making us food. Last night a whole bunch of his relatives flew in from Scotland and we were all out having dinner and he was flattering me in front of all of them describing what I had made for dinner the night before.

It's the Polish in us. All we know how to be be is good wives

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to be fair she works 75 hours a week sometimes and well that deserves a home cooked meal.

bitch can't work enough to not wash the shit stains out of my undies though.

/ike turner

also she can cook, but i cook better

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patrick can cook too but only does it once in a while when he can sense i don't feel like it. he's awesome on the grill. that's how it should be though he's a man. gets my steaks perfect every time.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

He always does the grill. Steaks and burgers and yum yum

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Originally posted by squirrelly she's totally not joking.

lol no kidding

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I've always thought the Mac guy was cute



He's not overly beefy. Something about him is just CUUUUTE

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Originally posted by squirrelly I've always thought the Mac guy was cute He's not overly beefy. Something about him is just CUUUUTE

WTF lol maybe if i were doing some teacher/studen role playing. he looks like a teenager

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

is that drew barrymore?

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Yeah they've been dating a little while.

Lol Jamie he's like 31?

and my bf turns 35 next week and he does NOT look it

I dunno, he's cute

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Originally posted by jennypie I agree...but I also think that men don't want another mother.

Bitch I know! I was just saying!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.