the worst part is that you allow him to return...

tell him that you now use the room for a gym or its yoru room rave room...

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I think I'm addicted to farting on my cat.

I fart on my cousin's dog when I get home from work. Shes all happy and comes up wagging her tail, and I just turn around and *poooooooouuuuuuiit* in her face. So awesome to see her take a few steps back all awkward like.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis I fart on my cousin's dog when I get home from work. Shes all happy and comes up wagging her tail, and I just turn around and *poooooooouuuuuuiit* in her face. So awesome to see her take a few steps back all awkward like.

My cat actually begins to purr and rubs up against my legs

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Originally posted by Zewad the worst part is that you allow him to return... tell him that you now use the room for a gym or its yoru room rave room...

lol, tempting. but its only 8 more days...he just got back from a TDY, and is now taking his house-hunting permissive. and since he doesn't have jack, he should be able to move ot in one day. woot!

Fucking great. The big tree in our backyard now has an enormous swarm of bees in it, that are kind of flying around everywhere. I wouldn't care so much, but I'm mega allergic to bees



They better have fucked off by tomorrow

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Originally posted by Clovis I fart on my cousin's dog when I get home from work. Shes all happy and comes up wagging her tail, and I just turn around and *poooooooouuuuuuiit* in her face. So awesome to see her take a few steps back all awkward like.

I usually burp and then breathe in the face of a cat of a friend of mine. It takes a second, but when it hits her she squints her eyes, moves her head back, pauses a second and runs to the side of the room and stares at me for about five minutes.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fucking great. The big tree in our backyard now has an enormous swarm of bees in it, that are kind of flying around everywhere. I wouldn't care so much, but I'm mega allergic to bees They better have fucked off by tomorrow

call will. im sure he will take care of them!

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Originally posted by idoru I usually burp and then breathe in the face of a cat of a friend of mine. It takes a second, but when it hits her she squints her eyes, moves her head back, pauses a second and runs to the side of the room and stares at me for about five minutes.

lol cats suck

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel call will. im sure he will take care of them!

Beeeeeeeees!

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel call will. im sure he will take care of them! lol cats suck

It was especially bad tonight. I'd had a couple of beers and we had fish and chips. She bolted across the room like I'd never seen her do before.

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Originally posted by idoru It was especially bad tonight. I'd had a couple of beers and we had fish and chips. She bolted across the room like I'd never seen her do before.

LOL

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

Freaks me out.

Good thing I have image stabilization on this lens, because I'm shaking like a leaf.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Freaks me out. Good thing I have image stabilization on this lens, because I'm shaking like a leaf.

ah yes. killer bees.

try to not get stung. it might ruin your day

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Just got myself Sander K - My Lexicon vinyl. Mein gott do I adore this track.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Beeeeeeeees!

bees?!

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Originally posted by bas bees?!

/points and laughs

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hangover= suck

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lol

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Originally posted by mezzir

I was hoping you'd post that

a 'take' on our number 1 tune.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fucking great. The big tree in our backyard now has an enormous swarm of bees in it, that are kind of flying around everywhere. I wouldn't care so much, but I'm mega allergic to bees They better have fucked off by tomorrow

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Originally posted by mezzir

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Beeeeeeeees!

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel call will. im sure he will take care of them! lol cats suck

but holy fuck @ that picture!!!! dude, they aren't just going to "go away by morning". you gotta spray that shit down. i recommend calling an exterminator.

and video tape it, as it will be epic lulz to watch.

also, at least you can see them. my ******s were underground...

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i miss arrested development

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Originally posted by Ian a 'take' on our number 1 tune.

at least it isnt as annoying as the original. it is still quite annoying, but not as bad.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by tubularbills but holy fuck @ that picture!!!! dude, they aren't just going to "go away by morning". you gotta spray that shit down. i recommend calling an exterminator. and video tape it, as it will be epic lulz to watch. also, at least you can see them. my ******s were underground...

They're still there this morning, and the swarm is slightly bigger than yesterday. The pic I posted is of the 'smaller' swarm. There is one about 5 times that big, but it's right up at the top of the tree.

Problem is, it's technically not on our property, it's on the neighbors, so I can't really do a lot about it.

I read a bit about swarming yesterday, and they tend to do it when they're out looking for another place to nest. Hopefully, they'll fuck off soon, as it's started to rain as well. Just as long as they don't nest around here

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Originally posted by Sushipunk They're still there this morning, and the swarm is slightly bigger than yesterday. The pic I posted is of the 'smaller' swarm. There is one about 5 times that big, but it's right up at the top of the tree. Problem is, it's technically not on our property, it's on the neighbors, so I can't really do a lot about it. I read a bit about swarming yesterday, and they tend to do it when they're out looking for another place to nest. Hopefully, they'll fuck off soon, as it's started to rain as well. Just as long as they don't nest around here

fuck man, run away!!!

bees suck

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