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| quote: | Originally posted by LA©
בדיחה חמודה, באמת שווה לקרוא...
אני מקווה שזה לא נורא שזה באנגלית
אני פשוט אהבתי אותה
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. They then
get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they
have experienced he decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise. They're all lined
up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His
fingers, and it is done. The second one in line hears
this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another
snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes
on for a while but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in line starts laughing. When there are
only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the
floor, laughing his ass off. Finally, God
reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says: " Make 'em all ugly
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נחמד, אבל זה כמו אם הארנב והדוב ההומו..
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I'm not an artist....
I'm a f****n work of art.
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