emc^2 if you are looking for a job you are allways welcome in the Israeli bureau of explanation..

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Originally posted by Dj Alex (ISR) emc^2 if you are looking for a job you are allways welcome in the Israeli bureau of explanation..

I'm afraid dealing with nearsighted biggots around the world would not be my prime choice of a career.

I think Israel should have a giant sign on its borders that says something like that:

"Say we took all our people and exterminated them, then sent Mossad to track down remaining Jews around the world and wiped them out too. Once they were done, they'd leave the keys to Israel with you, and shot themselves.

Would that make you happy? If you answered 'yes', pleas leave your name and address - someone from IDF or Mossad will get back to you shortly with a proposition that will blow you away.

Thank you, we're looking forward to servicing you soon!"

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 I'm afraid dealing with nearsighted biggots around the world would not be my prime choice of a career. I think Israel should have a giant sign on its borders that says something like that: "Say we took all our people and exterminated them, then sent Mossad to track down remaining Jews around the world and wiped them out too. Once they were done, they'd leave the keys to Israel with you, and shot themselves. Would that make you happy? If you answered 'yes', pleas leave your name and address - someone from IDF or Mossad will get back to you shortly with a proposition that will blow you away. Thank you, we're looking forward to servicing you soon!"

LOL

Yet another interesting fact: Russia has been supplying Syria with arms - same weapons that are now being used by Hizzbolah against IDF. Israel presented number of RPG shells and fragments of bombs that were used against military and civilian targets and Russians denied it.

I can see it now:

- "Uh... those are not ours."

- "But it is written here, in Russian: 'PROUDLY MADE FOR TERRORISTS BY FELLOW JEW HATERS IN RUSSIA'"

- "Ugh. You can't believe everything you read nowdays"


I really hope that this conflict won't blow up into regional war. I know that all it will take for war to break out is for Iran to send a group of Revolutionary Guards, dressed like Syrian army and attack IDF. That's it - there goes Middle East up in flames. Connect the dots:

Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Iran, the rest will follow.

Shiites hate Sunnis. Sunnis hate Shiites. Sunnys hate Jews. Shiites hate Jews. Now they got something in common, a relationship they can build on.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 Yet another interesting fact: Russia has been supplying Syria with arms - same weapons that are now being used by Hizzbolah against IDF. Israel presented number of RPG shells and fragments of bombs that were used against military and civilian targets and Russians denied it. I can see it now: - "Uh... those are not ours." - "But it is written here, in Russian: 'PROUDLY MADE FOR TERRORISTS BY FELLOW JEW HATERS IN RUSSIA'" - "Ugh. You can't believe everything you read nowdays"

Thats one thing i never understood about what the Jews are complaining about. Ok.. so the Russians sold RPG's to the Syrians & then the Syrains sold RPG's to Hezbollah. Well the USA is giving laser guided smart bombs to the Jews for FREE. It reminded me of the Jew guy that lived by me when i was growing up that said he has the fastest car. Then when people wanna race with a faster car he will only race if the other guy runs by foot. I used to be like WTF is he thinking.

But if Russia were supplying them with something with a hell of alot more power like nukes, then it would be something to get a lil crazy about.

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Originally posted by jonSun But if Russia were supplying them with something with a hell of alot more power like nukes, then it would be something to get a lil crazy about.

Sadly, that's something we won't know until the Judgement Day. By that time it would be rather too late to say "told you so".

Do you have any slightest ideas how many unaccounted Russian nukes there are in the world? THOUSANDS. One is enough to send our planet into chaos for the next few hundred years. Oh, and being in Europe - you'd be closer to the fall out, so that you'd have time to ponder about your convictions as you're dying a slow, agonizing nuclear poisoning death.

Don't you realize that Israel is the very last place that keeps the region in some kind of check? Should it be gone, you are next.

There was this old joke, something along the lines of this: "An old Armenian man is dying as his children are gathered around. They ask 'Father, do you have any words of wisdom for us?'. He says 'Save the Jews'. 'But why?' ask his children. 'Because after they are done with them, we are next'".

Your anecdote is a perfectly clear indication of your anti-semitic views. You didn't say it was just some kid - you made it a point to underscore that it was a Jew. What if it was a German, Irish, Latvian, Turkish, or whatever other kid - would this story have such a relevance for you? Obviously not, as it would not have the same type of fuel for your hatred for Jews.

Also, it is RUSSIAN KATYUSHAs that are being used to bomb Haifa and northern Israel. I can understand if such weapons were in the hands of Lebanese army - but I can't fathom why such weapons were in the hands of an internationally acknowledged (even by your country) terrorist group.

Imagine IRA using similar weapons against UK forces. Or any other terrorist group against another government/country. There'd be screams and reaction even worse than this. But only because it's Israel you can say something like "so what?".

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Quoted from my myspace blog...Am i right or misinformed?

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Please stop crying Fouad Siniora. On September 4, 2004, the United Nations Security Council adopted Resolution 1559 calling for the disbanding of all Lebanese militias. Since then, Prime Minister Fouad Siniora has done nothing to disarm the only armed militia in Lebanon, which isn't even under Lebanese control, or working for Lebanese interests, but is under the control of Iran and Syria, working for their Islamo-fascist agendas. So in response to his weeping press conferences, I say, "You brought it upon yourself."

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Originally posted by emc^2 There was this old joke, something along the lines of this: "An old Armenian man is dying as his children are gathered around. They ask 'Father, do you have any words of wisdom for us?'. He says 'Save the Jews'. 'But why?' ask his children. 'Because after they are done with them, we are next'".

Nice. My father has shared that one with me on more than one occasion. Sad but seemingly true. This thread is gettin' outa hand.

this is a start..

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Tearful Lebanese PM pleads for war's end BEIRUT, Lebanon - A tearful Lebanese prime minister pleaded for an end to a war that has killed more than 700 people, including at least 51 on Monday. He declared U.N. diplomacy pointless unless the world body orders an immediate Israeli pullout from his country after a cease-fire with Hezbollah guerrillas. Within hours, Prime Minister Fuad Saniora's Cabinet, which includes two Hezbollah ministers, voted unanimously to send 15,000 troops to stand between Israel and Hezbollah should a cease-fire take hold and Israeli forces withdraw south of the border

15,000 Lebanese troops may go to the border if cease-fire is accepted

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Originally posted by Shakka Nice. My father has shared that one with me on more than one occasion. Sad but seemingly true. This thread is gettin' outa hand.

No...its...not...shhhhhhhh

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Originally posted by Shakka Nice. My father has shared that one with me on more than one occasion. Sad but seemingly true. This thread is gettin' outa hand.

No...its...not...shhhhhhhh