I was mowing my lawn today (since it FINALLY stopped raining down here) and i must have run over a hornets nest or bees nest or some yellow and black flying bug, because three of them came out of the ground. i tried to attack them w/ the lawnmower, but i totally lost. next thing i know, they were flying after me. i tried to run, but one of them caught up to me and stung me on my knee. i batted the motherfucka away, and while doing so, i noticed it was about the size of my thumb  
anyways, so i run inside, shut the door, and i look back to the part of the yard i was just at, and there were like 20 of these bees/hornets/yellow jackets or whatever all swarming around and pissed off as fuck.
first time i've never been stung - and it felt like something stabbed me w/ a pen. still kinda hurts. i think i swatted that bastard off before it could have been worse.
funny thing is, those yellow assholes came out from either the ground, or an "orkin" box that was in my backyard behind one of the sheds.
so my wise words of wisdom to you, cor, if you ever have problems w/ bugs, don't call orkin, because their shit doesn't work 
ps, i've got exterminators coming on monday to fumigate my whole yard.
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