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Biker gets new penis from arm muscle A biker from Berlin whose penis was ripped off in a freak motorcycling accident has had a new one made from a muscle in his arm. Michael Gruber's penis was ripped off by the petrol tank of his 900cc Honda when it crashed into a tree. The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend. He said: "I flew out of the curve and smashed against a tree. I was squashed between the tank and the seat. The tank was ripped off, and with it my penis. "It was agony, I looked down and it was gone and then I don't remember any more because I passed out." He added: "The doctors made me a new penis from the muscle tissue in my lower left arm." Surgeons connected a tube inside the muscle to his bladder so he can urinate properly. He is also able to get an erection. "I feel like a real man again," Mr Gruber told the German TV documentary programme, Blitz. Story filed: 15:38 Wednesday 25th July 2001

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_359838.html

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The 37-year-old has had months of surgery. He can now urinate properly and has a full sex life with his girlfriend. ................ He is also able to get an erection.

HOW???????????????????? There's no swelling tissue in arm muscle! (maybe he can just flex his new dick-muscle and it will just stand?? ) And what about the 'helmet', how can you stimulate it so that it will get hard??

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Last edited by Apoptosis on Apr-10-2003 at 12:47

damn

He must now have one ugly penis.

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Originally posted by BeatFreak He must now have one ugly penis.

We all do

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Originally posted by Maaz We all do

speak for yourself...... mines a work of art ........ picasso unfortunately

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Originally posted by Shudder WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS THIS WORLD COMING TO????

i can't speak for everyone, but i usually come to porn

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