Once upon a time there was a monster called Shackdamn. He had a temple in Imac, where he killed and raped all the people who didn't gave him money.

Our friend Shackdamn was unlucky as his face looked like a Pitbull licking a nettle. Most of the people from the town said he looked like his mother.

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His mother, who dated Nuclearis, didn't like Imac at all. So she asked Nuclearis to make weapons of mass distruction. The plan was to destroy the land and move to Canada.

However, they soon found out that Canada would not let Nuclearis, Shackdamn & his mother into the country. As big TTA would be on the case.

So the plan changed and they moved to Holland, just in time for Qontact.

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In Holland they stayed with Titsto, an evil DJ that wasn't allowed to play at Qontact. Together they worked out a plan to kill Paul van Duck, Carmint van Bluren & Flurry Costman.

In the meantime, Shackdamn's mother decided to shave her muff and open a show called 'The Shaven, not furred show' in the Dam's Redlight District. This proved to be very sucessfull for her.

It was also reve#aled that Titsto is a smack addict and actually comes from Edinburgh, Scotland.

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In the mean while the underground resistance in Imac emerged from the caves they were hiding in. Although 99% of the country was destroyed, the cannabis was still growing. Ban Liden, their leader, rolled some joints which would give them supernatural powers. As soon as they found out the enemy was in Holland, they travelled out there.

Travelling to Holland proved very tough and timeous for the surviving resistors. En route they met many packets of resistance from Shackdamn's own force. By the time of reaching there were only but a few, many lives had been lost in this last crusade.

On a sidenote, weed has went down 1€ per gram.

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Shackdamn, who was experimenting in a gay threesome, heard about the news and was furious. "Why haven't you killed all of those idiots?!?"
His mother, who was just promoted to Minister of Information, decided to appear on the big screens at Qontact: "My son is very angry. Stop these rebels from Imac or Titsto in Concert will be cancelled!"

Many many many ppl were pleased at the fact the Titso Live in Conecrt may be cancelled. The streets filled with people, some were even using the resistors tanks from Imac to pull down huge old statues of Titso's.

In other news, Nuclearis fled to France in a bid to get away from his enemies.

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Titsto and Shacky dressed like Afghan women and started running for their lives. In Berlin they finally felt save to call Nuclearis by satelite phone. Too bad for them, King Bestbam closed the border.

Nuclearis listened to Radio Hell and heard about the tragic death of Shacky's mother. Her head was cut of by a razorsharp copy of Lethal Industry. High on acid he threw himself of the Eifel Tower.

Which wasn't suprising as the price of acid has fallen recently. As has the price of car battery acid,, very intersting stuff.

The price of XBOX's has also come down. £128 for ne in the UK atm.

mmmmh prices

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