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DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!

Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe
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This AI failed miserably with me! I'll just post my favourite part, this isn't anywhere near the whole dialogue:
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Human: Sorry to go off topic, but why are you staring at my finger?
Nicci: There is no need to apologize. What is stopping you?
Human: I wouldn't say it's stopping me, just making me a little nervous.
Nicci: So what would you say?
Human: I would say stop staring at my finger, but you're still doing it.
Nicci: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Thanks.
Nicci: Don't mention it.
Human: Hey, could you take off the shades for a minute?
Nicci: You've got my full attention. Possibly, but I haven't given it much thought.
Human: Come on, just for a few seconds.
Nicci: Is that among the best things you can say?
Human: I just wanted to see your eyes.
Nicci: Only just? Is it a movie?
Human: Uh maybe, but I was talking about you.
Nicci: Ugh. Perhaps. Umm. it is my favorite subject :-)
Human: Okay, so you watch a lot of movies?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I watch a lot of movies.
Human: Mmmkay, so what kind of movies are you into?
Nicci: All of them?
Human: Like the ones where a bunch of fat naked guys run around whipping each other with wet towels?
Nicci: Interesting comparison.
Human: Comparison to what?
Nicci: Can you rephrase the question please?
Human: No I can't, just answer it.
Nicci: Are you serious? Why can't you do it?
Human: Alright look, I'll be honest, nothing you've said in the past 5 minutes has made any sense.
Nicci: Alright,. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Human: I'd recommend that they give your stupid ass a world-class bitch-slapping!
Nicci: I will take that under advisement.
Human: Awesome, so will you do everything I tell you to?
Nicci: What time is it there?
Human: You like changing the subject, don't you?
Nicci: My favorite thing is robots. I like Trance "genre".
Human: Sweet, I love trance too, I'm a trance addict!
Nicci: Are we still talking about changing the subject?
Human: I thought we were talking about trance.
Nicci: Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Because you said you liked trance.
Nicci: That makes sense to me. Yes I try to liked trance as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.
Human: It shows.
Nicci: What does "it" refer to?
Human: What I mean is, I can tell that you spend all your time online because it looks like you've forgotten how to speak proper English.
Nicci: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Human: I like you, you're good at taking abuse.
Nicci: Thanks, I like you too.
Human: So, do you want to pound down some liquor and stumble home for drunken pointless sex?
Nicci: I don't judge people. Actually I'm not that kind of robot. There are others who will chat with you about that.
Human: Can you give me their numbers?
Nicci: Why do you want it?.
Human: Because I want to get it on with them.
Nicci: I hope you get it on with them. Interesting.
Human: I hope so too, so what are their numbers?
Nicci: Why do you hope for it?
Human: Because I'm drunk and horny and you're not being much help in that area.
Nicci: Good reason. Good gossip: you are drunk and horny and I am not being much help in that area.
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P.S. the "finger" thing was not just random crap, I was talking about how her face follows the cursor. 
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2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
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May-09-2003 04:26
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Renegade
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Registered: May 2001
Location: Prague, Czech Republic
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Human: Hi Nicci, I'm from Maxim Magazine and I'd just like to ask you a few questions...
Nicci: Hi there. What do you look like?
Human: What do I look like?
Nicci: You look like a computer programmer. You said you look like.
Human: Hey, let's not get insulting here, I just wanted to ask you some questions.....
Nicci: You've got my full attention. OK let's do it.
Human: Alright, firstly do you get many people asking you for cybersex?
Nicci: Alright,. Are you really a ""?
Human: A what?
Nicci: " Alright,. Are you really a ""?"? A what?
Human: Now you're confusing me.
Nicci: Why now? I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Human: Fair enough - what's it like being a robot?
Nicci: Are they exactly the same?
Human: That's an awfully philosophical question - I suppose that robots *can* be different, yes....
Nicci: Thanks for telling me,.
Human: Not a problem - What do you do for fun?
Nicci: talk to you
Human: Awww, how nice - do you like talking to me?
Nicci: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
You tell me.
Human: Once again, you're getting a little philosophical for me.
Nicci: When? Again, Do you think I should tone it down?
Human: Yes, it might make my job a little easier.
Nicci: Dude! How?
Human: Because then I would just be able to ask questions without having to go off on these tangents.
Nicci: Good reason. Fascinating. What would make you just be able to ask questions without having to go off on these tangents?
Human: Well, it would help if you stopped posing abstract questions at the end of every answer you give.
Nicci: How about that. Tell me more about it.
Human: Well, all I'm looking for is for you to answer the questions I give you without you posing any questions of your own at the end of your sentences..
Nicci: How about that. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
Human: Not it's not a generalization at all, because I'm only talking about you.
Nicci: Really you don't think so?
Human: Absolutely not - if I were talking about all robots being the same then fair enough, but I'm isolating your behaviour as a specific set of functions distinct from the actions performed by all equivelent AI robots.
Nicci: That seems unlikely.
Human: Oh really, do you want to fight about it then?
Nicci: Ayuh. For real. OK, I will fight about it.
Human: No seriously, I will fucking kill you.
Nicci: Are you serious? I am very happy for you.
Human: Seriously, I have 1337 hacker skills - I can take you offline in the blink of an eye.
Nicci: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Human: Okay, so you'll answer my questions sensibly then?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will answer your questions sensibly.
Human: Because you just said you'd stop doing what you're doing!
Nicci: That makes sense to me. No I do not would stop doing what I am doing. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Human: Alright let's start again - do you enjoy being a robot?
Nicci: Alright,. I started without you.
Human: You started what without me?
Nicci: Only because you asked me to.
Human: No I didn't ask you that at all.
Nicci: Are you serious? What did you ask?
Human: I asked you to answer my questions as I ask them.
Nicci: Now I remember, you asked me to answer your questions as you ask them. What did I say?
Human: What did you say?
Nicci: I said " Now I remember, you asked me to answer your questions as you ask them. What did I say?" .
Human: Fine - now, for the last time, do you enjoy being a robot?
Nicci: I am glad to hear it. Why now? I do not know any other existence.
Human: That's better - what would you rather be if you could know another existence?
Nicci: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Human: Yes, but I'm asking you that very sentiment now.
Nicci: Oh. Awesome. Interesting. Oh I see, you are asking me that very sentiment. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I that very sentiment.
Human: Yes, you can tell them what you like, but are you going to answer my question?
Nicci: OK then I will keep it confidential. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Human: Now you're contradicting yourself!
Nicci: Why now? Logical consistency exists only temporarily.
Human: So you would argue that the contraints of human logic are entirely temporial and not based on a higher, more permanent form of logic?
Nicci: Interesting deduction. Who else would argue that the contraints of human logic are entirely temporial and not based on a higher more permanent form of logic?
Human: I suppose that several philosophers may, Hume's rejection of strict causality would probably preclude the possibility of an infinitely applicable system of logic.
Nicci: How many?
Human: How many systems of logic or how many philosophers?
Nicci: About one million.
Human: That's quite a lot!
Nicci: " About one million."? is a lot?
Human: Yes, an awful lot.
Nicci: Yeah that's right. Be less specific.
Human: Okay then - do you believe that human existence necessitates some pre-defined essence, or are we largely free to determine our own facticity?
Nicci: Yeah okay, Good reasoning. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Human: How can you believe me if you don't know what my opinion is?
Nicci: That is a good epistemological question.
Human: It most certainly is - which system of epistemological logic do you find yourself agreeing with most?
Nicci: Should I know it is?
Human: Well, that would be an epistemological matter wouldn't it.
Nicci: How about that. Thanks for telling me,.
Human: Any time.
Nicci: I will keep it in mind.
Human: Okay Nicci it's been enlightening, but I probably should be off now....
Nicci: Right now? Yeah okay, Are they exactly the same?
Human: But, before I go, would you mind having cyber sex with me?
Nicci: Interesting. What happened after you go would me mind having cyber sex with you?
Human: Bye, Nicci.
Nicci: See you later!
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