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“ As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.”
—Jacques Chirac,
president of France

“ As far as France is concerned, you're right.”
—Rush Limbaugh,
radio talk show host

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Conan O'Brien wondered, "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."

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"The last time the French asked for 'more proof,' it came marching into Paris under a German flag," David Letterman observed."

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“ I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me.”
—George S. Patton,
World War II general

“ Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.”
—Norman Schwartzkopf,
Gulf War chief commander

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Interesting that this was an actual news article, still kind of funny, so don't get all pissy. Or do. I came to the conclusion the anger emanating from people's text causes little to no permanent damage..