I thought I would share my method for getting warm beer that you find cold really fast -- so you can drink it fast.

Step 1: Supplies
1 - Industrial Ice Machine
1 - Mug
1 - Cheap Beer (ie Miller High Life or Keystone Light)
1 - Horny Person



Step 2: Fill mug to brim with ice.



Step 3: Fill mug to the brim with cold water.



Step 4: Push warm beer into mug and stop ice from flowing over.



Step 5: Put on a trance song (~7 min) or a progressive song (~10 min) if you want the beer really, really cold.

Step 6: Repeat if necessary.

Step 7: Enjoy the night.