Registered: Dec 2001
Location: you could say i'm from dallas
Three Wishes
O.K. here's the deal. Let's say you stumble upon a magic lamp, rub it a couple times (because you're kinky like that) and out pops a genie. He's like, "Damn, what the hell do you want? Oh...wishes."
Then he explains the rules to you.
1. You get three wishes.
2. You can't wish for more wishes, or for another genie, or for anything that would end up giving you more wishes in the end.
3. He can't extend your life or make you youthful.
4. He can't grant you any superhuman powers.
5. He can't do something completely ridiculous, like make your own universe for you that is solely devoted to you or anything, he'll grant you any wish WITHIN REASON.
So what do you wish for?
I would wish for the knowledge of why there is existence, 10 billion dollars, and the end of suffering in the world.
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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.
Jul-13-2003 14:02
Rikard
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Sweden
hm, kind of a dull fucking genie i must say :/
1st money
2nd looks
3rd great respect from anyone
yeah, kind of egoistic, but hey, that sure is a fucking dull genie, can't do wonders so why evern bother doing something for this messed up world?
hahaha, "i wish for world peace!"
Jul-13-2003 14:06
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
1. a time machine
2. to be good at everything, not great but good
3. the lynx effect lol
i want time machine for the obvious reason
good at everything, so i can say, yeah been there, done that, got the t-shirt
and the lynx effect, cuz ive always wondered what that was like lol
1st. Money
2nd. Ability to understand women (though that may be considered a superhuman power...or maybe godlike ??? )
3rd. Ehhh....world peace i guess
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Jul-13-2003 14:42
3jaz
T C I D D A E C N A R T
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: Sydney ,Australia
World Peace
Food for the hungry
Humans to be considerate of others
in no particular order
Jul-13-2003 15:20
twizta
deeeeeppppp dishhh'ed
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Shanghai, China
1. godly mixing skillz
2. rich
3. happy
Jul-13-2003 15:43
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
1 - teleportation
2 - never ending phone credit
3 - a 'beerboy/rudeboy/rap-fan/annoying shits' laser gun to help create a better world
Jul-13-2003 16:08
_-MIl0
Whos your Mommy
Registered: Jul 2003
Location: Behind you
1'st- Make mE a famose dj that isint ugly (thats a first)
2'nd- Give me my own island where im the presedent and the dictator and everyones happy and rich
3'rd- They axcedently use bush as a bomb and launch him from a 100000 miles in the air over iraq where he luckly lands in a pool thats been filled witha anthrax, which he exscapes but is duying slowley in the middle of nowhere with no water when a group of iraqi solders come along cut his willy off and feed it to him..... or world peace
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Jul-13-2003 16:32
djSlain
[Suspended]
Registered: May 2001
Location: San Diego CA
definently world peace!
I also want an unlimited space in my stomach for food. I will never get full no matter how much i eat
experience true love
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Thank You and Goodnight
Jul-13-2003 17:11
Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension
Re: Three Wishes
quote:
Originally posted by davinox
I would wish for the knowledge of why there is existence, 10 billion dollars, and the end of suffering in the world.
I think if the genie could explain the meaning of life, he'd be more than just a genie. I mean, that's some knowledge he's got! And if you ever found that out, you'd be some kind of god-like enlightened being as well!
Anywayz, my wishes
1: To own every trance tune in existance in multiple formats
2: To have a comfortable living and be really happy for the rest of my life
3: erm... (in true Miss Universe style) "world peace"
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Jul-13-2003 17:26
predictor
Radiohead/ WoW Addict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Home
be the nr 1 dj for 20 years in a row
i dont want to get millions of money as ime going to be the best dj
world peace
and get the recent mobile every week
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