Only one thing to do, OD on LemSip all day today. He'll be completely charged and will barely be able to move, but it should make him feel better for tommorow.

Went to Val D'isere snowboarding at the beginning of the year, a mate had the flu on the way there. He had far too many lemsips/paracetamol in the coach on the way and didn't know wot the fuk was going on. But the next day he was cured, and could enjoy a good week boarding in the french alps!

oh shit!!!! it don't matter if you got the flu, you still coming down anyway!!!

Anyway the best way to get round it, for at least a coupld of days is of course overload your body with lemsip etc. Also don't mope around feeling sad for yourself, do things that make you ahppy and lift your mood. It has been proved that being in a good move improves your chances of fighting disease. That also means eating chocolate, as its contains natural endorphins etc.

So the best way to let him recover is to plonk in front of a telly, cram lemsip down his throat mixed with chocolate, put on some porn, and get kate and anna to dance a jig round him to gouryella

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Originally posted by dj_mdma oh shit!!!! it don't matter if you got the flu, you still coming down anyway!!! Anyway the best way to get round it, for at least a coupld of days is of course overload your body with lemsip etc. Also don't mope around feeling sad for yourself, do things that make you ahppy and lift your mood. It has been proved that being in a good move improves your chances of fighting disease. That also means eating chocolate, as its contains natural endorphins etc. So the best way to let him recover is to plonk in front of a telly, cram lemsip down his throat mixed with chocolate, put on some porn, and get kate and anna to dance a jig round him to gouryella

LMAO!!!

he does that when he isnt ill anyway hahaha

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you know you can snort lemsip......

lol spad. but if i remember it dosnt cure you, just makes you fall asleep and gives you pleasant dreams.

buy a pack of solpadeine, my dad buys them all the time, theyre great, they soon sort me out when im shitty, you only sposed to have 1, but wang 3 down ya, and see if that helps.

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] lol spad. but if i remember it dosnt cure you, just makes you fall asleep and gives you pleasant dreams. buy a pack of solpadeine, my dad buys them all the time, theyre great, they soon sort me out when im shitty, you only sposed to have 1, but wang 3 down ya, and see if that helps.

did you hear about these babies being banned in the UK? Supposidly it can react with some other chemical in your body and produce morphine, think u need to take 3 or something....

flu is easily combatted with class a drugs.

i went to crasher for frays birthday with the worst flu ever (i couldnt even stand up in the que) but when i got in and necked a pill, the flu soon fucked off

another tip is to use paracetamol + ibuprofen together. they are different types of painkiller so they are ok to mix (+ the ibuprofen will help any gland swellage or throat stuff). i usually have 2 paracetamol and then an hour later 2 ibuprofen, repeating every 3 hours. alternatively get some codeine, now that is the fucking shit

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surely the logical antidote to 'coming down' with something is 'coming up' on something

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Originally posted by dj_mdma oh shit!!!! it don't matter if you got the flu, you still coming down anyway!!! Anyway the best way to get round it, for at least a coupld of days is of course overload your body with lemsip etc. Also don't mope around feeling sad for yourself, do things that make you ahppy and lift your mood. It has been proved that being in a good move improves your chances of fighting disease. That also means eating chocolate, as its contains natural endorphins etc. So the best way to let him recover is to plonk in front of a telly, cram lemsip down his throat mixed with chocolate, put on some porn, and get kate and anna to dance a jig round him to gouryella

I aint feelin so good ... can i sit on that couch too plz

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Originally posted by tu_face alternatively get some codeine, now that is the fucking shit

Isnt that like the Daddy of all pain killers?

When I had flu really badly a while back, I used to drink lemsip with a nice dosage of whisky and some sugar. Seemed to do the trick

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