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i was born in hicksville aka pheonix, arizona...then as a baby i was shipped immediately to taiwan where my grandparents took care of me and fed me and fattened me up with seafood, chicken testicles, and other delicious asian delecacies...until i was four years old when this asian chick came into our house one day out of nowhere with some ugly dude...i was like...wow...who the fuck is that chick...then my grandma tells me its my MOM...so i was like...DAMMNNN that hot bitch is my mom...the entire time i thought nmy grandma was my mom...but in fact they weren't and i didn't see my parents till i was four
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