You are as a candle, the better part burnt out
your face is not worth sunburning
your horrid image doth unfix my hair
I durst not laugh for fear of opening my lips and receiving your bad air
Thy food is such as hath been belched on by infected lungs
Your face is Lucifers privy where he doth nothing but roast malt-worms


inspiration, its seems, comes from odd places

thou haveth a small penis

Judge not Harold by the length of his beard, nor its color, but by the number of crumbs therein.

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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here

quote:

Originally posted by DJ-Fuq thou haveth a small penis

baby don't be so mean

Line from Valkyrie Profile:

"Get thee hence. Oblivion awaits thee."

Translation: Get the hell out of here. Oblivion awaits you.

Orbax is a slatern!

lol

MrS

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-"Reality" is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.

Squirrel brings teh funnay

quote:

Originally posted by moncster Squirrel brings teh funnay

Sorry....I like calling people slaterns since they usually don;t know the meaning.

Mendicant is a good one too

I am also much needing sleep.

MrS

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-"Reality" is the only word in the language that should always be used in quotes.

http://www.preece100.freeserve.co.uk/progs/autoinsu.exe

Here's a nice little program that generates insults, both in modern and Shakespeareian dialect.

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1+1=10

thy fuck u


yes...

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