Worst Nightmare came true
My roommate listes to German Death Metal.
On top of that he seems to have the most bad-ass soundsystem of the dorms, with a subwoofer that made me jump up and down in my bed.
Now it's not like we're in ONE room. It's always 2 rooms that are connected by a shared little floor with kitchen/bathroom/toilet. Still you hear it all.
As I was lying there, in a semi-delirium state of mind, I began to envision possible solutions to this immanent problem. Being woken up after a nice, NEEDED, afternoon nap demands revenge of its blooiest form. Inspired by Kill Bill, which I had seen yesterday, I came up with the following scenarios:
1. *Knock Knock*. "Eh?". The door is opened by my bewildered roommate. WHAAAM BAAAAAM. His face is no more. As I wipe parts of his brain and his left eye off my forehead, I proceed to press "stop" and go back to sleep.
2. I take my Uzi and just start firing through the wall, until music stops and his screams are to be heared. I then go to check again, giving him a last security shot in the chest.
3. The Bat Solution. Kicking my way into his room Im swinging a wooden Baseball Bat. I tell him to shut the music down. As he returns, all shivering, I tell him to sit down on his bed. Since he refuses I smash his soundsystem, then repeat my request. He sits down. I smash his headwith a singe swinging. 
4. I take the diplomatic approach. As I politely ask to come in, the door is opened. I tell him to sit on his bed and listen to what I have to say. I tell him about this awful music, the high volume he listents to this garbage, the fact that he's ssuch a hairy bear that the entire bathroom is covered with hair, that he could make sure that washing his dishes desnt mean that rests of his pasta need to lie all over the floor. As he nods in shame I tap his shoulder and reach my hand for peace. We agree to go out and have a coffee some time. I stand up and leave the room. 2 seconds later I return, apologizing for having forgotten something. I open his fucking head with a shotgun which can be heared throughout all of Vienna.
5. Finanacially impossible: Buying a phazon soundsystem and then paying him back with sets of Dj Rush, Adam Beyer and Aphex Twin cd's. at 5 am in the morning.
God. That was relieving 
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