Generic Flame Form
Subject: nchs09
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You Are Being Flamed Because:

[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
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[X] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously for the last year and a half
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
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[ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
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[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] you are being an @$%!@%&
[ ] you are whining
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[ ] you fed the trolls
[ ] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] you don't know which forum to post in
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[ ] it has gotten to the point where flaming you manually is no longer worth it
[ ] YOUR SUBJECT AND/OR MESSAGE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS
[ ] you posted racist crap
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[ ] you are not civilized enough to post in these (or any) forums
[ ] YuO miSsPlElED EvaraY SINgAL wURD!11!!11!!
[ ] Other:


To Repent, You Must:

[ ] jump off a cliff
[ ] eat $!@% and die
[ ] take a cyanide tablet
[ ] put a bullet through your head
[ ] stand in the middle of your local highway
[ ] be mauled by a polar bear (or Griz, whichever ;x)
[ ] swim in 35?F water
[ ] be bound by your testicles and beaten
[ ] get stranded on a sandy island surrounded by nothing but salt water
[X] give up your computer
[ ] jump into some industrial equipment
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[X] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can have some idea about what is discussed here
[ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week
[X] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your webTV account
[X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in)
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Post to alt.test
[ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time


In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[X] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] Go back to school and actaully learn something
[ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet
[ ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form
[ ] you're a !&$%ing tard
[ ] you should shut up and get out
[ ] don't ever post again
[ ] go to Hell
[ ] take your sorry excuse for a self elsewhere
[ ] Other:
[ ] STFU
[ ] All of the Above

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trance is dead, tiesto killed it

mmmmmmmmmm............... ok didnt ask for ur opinion

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Originally posted by Toufas Generic Flame Form Subject: nchs09 Dear: video topic [X] Clueless Newbie [ ] "Me too"-er [ ] Spammer [ ] Expert on everything (EOE) [ ] News Groupie [ ] Loser [X] AOLer [ ] 12 year old [ ] Wannabe [ ] 1337 |)00|) [ ] Flamer [ ] Whiner [ ] Prick [ ] Moron [ ] Racist [ ] Troll You Are Being Flamed Because: [X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup [ ] You posted a picture (binary) of something YOU think is really cool in an unmoderated TEXT ONLY news group [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread [X] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously for the last year and a half [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You didn't pay attention to the originating post header and posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatently obvious troll [ ] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame statement [ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the discussion [ ] You make no sense [ ] You posted the same text multiple times [ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable [ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] You posted a 2 line reply with PAGES of unecessary quoted text [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway [ ] you are being an @$%!@%& [ ] you are whining [ ] you continued a stupid thread [ ] you fed the trolls [ ] you posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] you don't know which forum to post in [ ] you haven't read the FAQ [ ] you just suck [ ] you posted some insulting crap [ ] you posted something completely and totally wrong [ ] you posted something no one gives a damn about [ ] it has gotten to the point where flaming you manually is no longer worth it [ ] YOUR SUBJECT AND/OR MESSAGE IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS [ ] you posted racist crap [ ] I just don't like you [ ] you are not civilized enough to post in these (or any) forums [ ] YuO miSsPlElED EvaraY SINgAL wURD!11!!11!! [ ] Other: To Repent, You Must: [ ] jump off a cliff [ ] eat $!@% and die [ ] take a cyanide tablet [ ] put a bullet through your head [ ] stand in the middle of your local highway [ ] be mauled by a polar bear (or Griz, whichever ;x) [ ] swim in 35?F water [ ] be bound by your testicles and beaten [ ] get stranded on a sandy island surrounded by nothing but salt water [X] give up your computer [ ] jump into some industrial equipment [X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing [X] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can have some idea about what is discussed here [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week [X] Give up your AOL account [ ] Give up your webTV account [X] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be plugged in) [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Post to alt.test [ ] Print your home phone number and address in your ads [ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month [ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time In Closing, I'd Like to Say: [X] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again [ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] Go back to school and actaully learn something [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet [ ] Don't take offense at this, I just like to use this form [ ] you're a !&$%ing tard [ ] you should shut up and get out [ ] don't ever post again [ ] go to Hell [ ] take your sorry excuse for a self elsewhere [ ] Other: [ ] STFU [ ] All of the Above

Its kind of sad that you actually took your time to come up with that...but it's funny

lol
i got it from a friend
i was laughing my ass off when i read it :P
imagine a forum plugin that allows you to create macro answers :P

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trance is dead, tiesto killed it

quote:

Originally posted by nchs09 mmmmmmmmmm............... ok didnt ask for ur opinion

you asked for everybodys opinion

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trance is dead, tiesto killed it

Hmmm...

I would have to say:

Michael Jackson - Billy Jean

OR

Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up


Those are the two clips that come to mind

i love the video for system f-exhale and solid sessions-janeiro

It's got to be either "Come to Daddy" by Aphex Twin or "Gantz Graf" by Autechre.



Regards,
creon444

Fat Boy Slim - that video with Christopher Walken

Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity

quote:

Originally posted by Vigilante Hmmm... I would have to say: Michael Jackson - Billy Jean OR Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up Those are the two clips that come to mind

Can I shake your hand?

I was gonna say Smack my Bitch up, but ooooooo Billy Jean is damn good too!

Juvenile - Back that ass up
Nelly - Hot in herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre

Damn

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