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You know your drunk when...
heres something i wrote when i was well on my way to being drunk, feel free to add to it :P
you know your drunk when..
you start deleting files via your hacked shell account without using a proxy
you start chatting up the schools minger via msn
you get your thing out on cam
you attempt to ping the US NAVY's headquarters, or even worse, port scan them
you think the input search for google is a password prompt
those porn popups actually 'make' you click them
your sure you closed that xxx movie, but your mum walks in anyway
you start making a 'you know your drunk when..' file
the matrix desktop you got starts telling you about 'the girl in the red dress' and how much she likes you :P
you go into #gay-chat on irc
you go into #piss-heads on irc
you start random fights with pieces of hardware
the pieces of hardware start random fights with you
the cat eats the mouse
you struggle to find the 'shut down' button
the clock in the corner says 2AM but you dont care anyways
you think 'viewing source' of google.com is 1337
you download kazaa lite and blindly accept the sponser
you think that 10kb matrix 3 movie is real
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Removed the summer skin head sig of me :P
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