FUCKIN BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKIN HOE BITCH ASS SLUT!!! so i leave my G test till the last possible day like an idiot...yes tomm my license expires which means ill be driving without a license for the next year lol... well anyways i go for my 1:30 test and arrive there at 1:25 and they tell me im late and that my instructor already left with someone else..i flip ouit because im fuckin early 5 mins early at that...FUCKIN BITCHES!so yeah their argument is that i should have been here a half hour earlier to which i replied u gonna pay me to be here a 1/2 hour earlier..so they tell me to take a seat and the next possible cancellation is mine..i wait an hour bam grab one...go outside to my car do all the random bullshit checks yadda yadda yada...then we pull out before i even leave the parking lot i fail ROFL...i approach an intersection in the parking lot..(i just pulled out) and i look both ways i see 2 cars..then they disappear because all i see is the fat head of this bitch instructor who is playing with the seats trying to get her fat ass comfortable and ruining the freshness of my interior at the same time...so the first car passess the other was abt 50 m bnehind the car that just passed cause i got a quick view while the short haired fat dyke was bouncing up n down in the seat...so i go for it...as im making the left i see i have way more then enuff room and was ok..but the dyke finishes playiong in my seta and yells OMG STOOOOOOOP!...so i stop and i look at her and ask whats the matter? she says u didnt look u almost killed me! i replied "i was ok i had way more then enuff room" she just huffs and puffs and writes something in her notepad...meanwhile im thinking in my head "the only reason why u almost died is cause of the box of doughnuts u just scarffed down before coming into this car u fat dyke" but i didnt say that because believe it or not vivid has self control.. so i do the rest of the test and pass with no problems i made 2 mistakes the whole test...i park...and she says well i had to fail u for what u did at the beginning....i almost fuckin lost it at that point i had invisions of opening my glove capartment and trying to pacl her face into it while simultaneously slamming the boxes door into her face...instead she left my car and when she turned around she got a nice middle finger....the end...MOFO OF A FUCKIN FAT DYKE

so yeah anyways i had to vent here cause i cant tell any of my friends...they already think im the worst driver after i cranked that old lady crossing the street....i still have the dent on my hood it looks like this ---->

wow...this person must be fat...

How fast was that car going?
Were you just on a side street or a main street?

I woulda waited until she stopped moving, but that's just me...

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this was in the parking lot..it was like a mini intersection i was just yielding nothing more...the car was pretty far behind and if i made the left she still would have been abt 10-12 meters behind me...like i had distance and alot of it....the bitch just freaked out cause she thought i was doing it blindly (at leats thats the only reason i could see her flipping out) anyways i saw the car anyways i knew i had the room and plenty of it...yes i could have waited and yes maybe because i was doing a test i should have to be on the more then safe side...but honestly the bitch was making me nervous and i make my decision and go with it..if i decide im ok then im ok...

I seriously fucking hate driving tests so much. OMG.

I sympathize with you on this one Vivid, we are both mad driving feens.

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Bah, couldn't handle reading that beyond the first two lines. But I take it from the title and first two lines you failed ...

Kingston driving tests rule, G test lasted 15 minutes.

hoorah for alberta
learners @ 14
drivers @ 16(well thats how it was, its graduated BS now)

and you just need to pay $50 to get renewed, no testing!
YAY REDNECKZ!

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sorry to hear about ur driving test vivid boy...where did u take the test?? victoria terrace? women instructors are always tough especially at that place

victoria terrace have theee worst instructors. i failed my g2 test the first time cuz i turn to fast ...and the guy only told me that at the end, not while i was supposedly turning too fast...like wtf
second time around i had this cool black guy who actually told me to speed up while i was driving at speed limit in the rain

I know what you mean Vivid. I'm re taking mine on Fri next week...we'll see how it goes...

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Eventho you are an ass I feel your pain. I'm so glad I got my driver's permit in a small town in Northern Ontario. Very easy test compared to TO. I think I would fail if I had to do it here.

Have you given thought to trying to get the test in one of the surrounding towns? I believe that's what a lot of peeps in TO do to get a better and fairer test.

yes actually i was thinking of it...well i lied my drivers license expires on dec 9 so i still have time but that means i gotta cancel a day of work and sit at the damn ministry for a day hoping for a cancelation