There once was a girl from Peru
Who had nothing better to do
Than sit on the stairs and count her pube hairs -
Four thousand one hundred and two

There once was a raver named Vlad
Who was very dashing young lad
Who'd take hit of E but then couldn't pee
So he would just take dump instead

Tiesto is numero one
He plays tunes known to everyone
He can't build a set or beatmatch for shit
But gets paid in dollars by ton

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There was once a man from venus
who had a huge 12 inch ... dick
He invited a girl home from class
whipped out his dick & put it in her ... bum

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Originally posted by Matt Jay There was once a man from venus who had a huge 12 inch ... dick He invited a girl home from class whipped out his dick & put it in her ... bum

bwahhahahaahhahaahahaaha

hahah its so stupid its funny lol

my name is ricardo
i am a retardo
i masturbate on the floor
and when i want more
i call up my whore
and then i pay her to score

Hey, more posts!

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Originally posted by montie my name is ricardo i am a retardo i masturbate on the floor and when i want more i call up my whore and then i pay her to score

too much bio?

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There once was a guy from Nantucket....

Ah fuck it.

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Originally posted by DaveSaenz There once was a guy from Nantucket.... Ah fuck it.

I shall continue...

...who had a dick so long he could suck it

ah, everyone knows that one