Alright...quick and random thaughts...feel free to post yours...

-This is my second post here...Noob, tit blablabla...spare me the unoriginality and come up with something new...
-Here's something new: the universal ranking system of "5"
-Everything is to be ranked on 5... only the grade of 5 can be given
-No 4s, 3s 2.5s etc...only "things" that are 5 are worthy of being graded...
-God, if he existed, would be 5...
-PVD is 5...and he exists...
-If that makes me a PVD whore, then that makes religees sluts (no offense, but it logically follows from the above two premises, if they are taken to be true)
-I have decreed that the abstract concept of 5 is one of Plato's essential forms and resides in a mystical realm unaccessible to mortals...so is PVD...
-I hate Plato...I love PVD...
-Speaking of PVD: OMFG I cry I die saturday night when hammered and the DJ spun "Nothing But You (PVD's Club Mix)"...
-I actually used I cry/ I die in public and it caught on...though everyone was hammered i must point out...
-Hammered on liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager...mmmmmmm)
-I actually got kicked out of a club in SanFran for asking for liquid cocaine...
-The bartender wasnt too bright/ignorant etc...or he missed the liquid in front of the cocaine...or I forgot to say it...
-Sasha does cocaine...i don't know about Digweed...
-I always wondered whether they were ambiguously gay...
-If so, they should go to San Fran, get a marriage license and avoid my bartender...
-Gay marriages should be legalized...and Digweed should be worshipped...5
-Speaking of Digweed: Currently listening to Shmuel Flash --- Chilling moments (Satoshi's remix of the bedrock vocal mix)...so dreaaammyyy...
-And yes, Prog rules...Shmuel is tight...but his name borders dangerously close on schmuck...
-Schmuck is sometimes used to refer to the piece of foreskin you remove when getting circumsized...
-Jews remove the schmuck when getting circumsized...Shmuel is jewish...that makes schmuel schmuckless...
-I am schmuckless...though I'm not jewish...
-Classic case of A implying B but not vice versa...
-I am currently procrastinating and will fail my PhD proposal sooner than later...

-I skipped half of this thread.
-My right leg is shaking for unknown reasons.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

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Originally posted by Fundamental -I skipped half of this thread. -My right leg is shaking for unknown reasons.

woah
me too

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Originally posted by smallSHEEP

thank you, that was brilliant!

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lol, a snot goblin.

One time I was at a friend's house and we had been partying for days. We had been out the two nights before and just came back from Oakenfold. While most of the people back at the house were sketching out, a few of us still high and bored were hitting the bong on the front porch. Since we were so extremely bored, we decided to brainstorm for things to do. We decided to buy a carton of eggs and leave our mark on the neighbourhood. Of course we were much too lazy to leave the front porch so we just opened up the carton and threw the eggs as far as we could from where we were sitting. The only things we could use for targets were the cars parked on the street. The only cars parked on the street were those of two of my friends who lived at the house. We had a good laugh about this, and when the guys came out the next morning and saw the egg they were like "WTF??" Those of us who threw the eggs were also like "WTF?? I can't believe someone would do that!!"
Hahaha, that was funny.

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Originally posted by jennypie One time I was at a friend's house and we had been partying for days. We had been out the two nights before and just came back from Oakenfold. While most of the people back at the house were sketching out, a few of us still high and bored were hitting the bong on the front porch. Since we were so extremely bored, we decided to brainstorm for things to do. We decided to buy a carton of eggs and leave our mark on the neighbourhood. Of course we were much too lazy to leave the front porch so we just opened up the carton and threw the eggs as far as we could from where we were sitting. The only things we could use for targets were the cars parked on the street. The only cars parked on the street were those of two of my friends who lived at the house. We had a good laugh about this, and when the guys came out the next morning and saw the egg they were like "WTF??" Those of us who threw the eggs were also like "WTF?? I can't believe someone would do that!!" Hahaha, that was funny.

Did they notice that the eggs were on the side of the cars facing the house?

^^^^^^^^Hahaha, y'know I never even thought about that. FOOLS!

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Originally posted by Fundamental -I skipped half of this thread. -My right leg is shaking for unknown reasons.

whooo, me too...except I skipped the entire first post.

- i just got a new pipe
- sports authority is for losers

- i tried cleaning my room today, its still not done; theres random stuff all over the floor
-its 2:13am and im bored and dont feel like going to bed
-febreeze is cool shit

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