All you heathens better stay home...

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Woman Collapses During Showing of "The Passion Of The Christ" Wichita, Kansas KAKE News Feb. 25, 2004 A woman collapsed in an East Wichita theatre this morning, during a showing of "The Passion Of The Christ". The woman, in her 50's, was pronounced dead a short time later at a Wichita medical center. People viewing the movie at the Warren Theatre East say the woman collapsed during the portion of the movie where the crucifixion of Christ was shown. Nurses who were in the audience gave the woman CPR. KAKE News will have much more tonight at KAKE News at 5,6 & 10.

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oh my lord... the almighty did it... all praise the lord... those in that theatre were sinners! (in redneck accent)

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guess she had a Jesus-attack, I hear those can be quiet smiteful sometimes.

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First the guy who plays Jesus gets struck by lightning, now this? Weird...

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Originally posted by Galapidate First the guy who plays Jesus gets struck by lightning, now this? Weird...

Everyone needs to realize the logic in this. First realize that he was standing on top of a hill. Then realize that when there is lightening it will most likely hit objects that are close to the sky. That is why are you not supposed to stand under a tree while it is raining with lightening around. Remember Newton and his kite? Yeah.

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Originally posted by Dmatrox Remember Newton and his kite? Yeah.

Newton didn't fly the kite, Ben Franklin did.

Kind of ironic. Not as funny as the lightning thing though. Logic and explinations or not.

right, Franklin, my bad

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Originally posted by Dmatrox right, Franklin, my bad

he is the one who invented electricity, right?

"BEN FRANKLIN DIDN'T INVENT ELECTRICITY! I INVENTED ELECTRICITY! BEN FRANKLIN IS THE DEVIL!"

you mean discovered electricity

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lol, discovered, not invent

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Originally posted by Palestinian you mean discovered electricity

aw come on. It's from that adam sandler movie. oh yeah, Waterboy.

Didn't the actor get hit twice or is that just a rumour I heard?