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The Mixmag Guide to making your own DJ name:
TRANCE.
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1) Are you French?
YES - Go to 2.
NO - Go to 3.
2) Forget the idea right now - it's never going to work.
3) Are you Dutch or German?
YES - Go to 4.
NO - Go to 5.
4) What's your name? - That's your DJ Name.
5) Add 'berg' to your last name. Put 'van' between your first and last name. Change any single a to aa and put an umlaut on all the vowels (i.e. ä, ë, ï, ö and ü.) Pronounce avery w as a v and change any -ing endings to -en.
Happycustomers who have already used this system:
Sander Kleinenberg, Timo Maas, DJ Tiësto, Roland Klinkenberg, Paul Van Dyk, Piet Van Hoos.
UK GARAGE.
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1) Do you like capital letters?
YES - Go to 2.
NO - Go to 3.
2) Drop your pen onto the list below two or three times. Whichever letters it falls on are your DJ name.
A B C D E F G H
I J K L M N O P
Q R S T U V X X
Y Z
Happy customers who have already used this system:
EZ, GQ, PSK, Mikee B.
3) Do you want to keep your first name?
YES - Go to 4.
NO - Go to 5.
4) Go into the kitchen, close your eyes and spin around three times. the first thing you see when you open them will become your new last name. Then change every s into a z and every c into a k.
Happy customers who have already used this system:
Master Stepz, Matt 'Jam' Lamont, Spoony, Shanks, John Spice Rack. (OK, made that one up!)
5) Pick an adjective that describes you. Then add either DJ, MC or Crew to it. That's your DJ name.
Happy customers who have already used this system:
DJ Luck, MC Neat, So Solid Crew, Bigfoot.
PROGRESSIVE.
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1) What's your name? - That's your DJ name.
Happy customers who have already used this system:
Lee Burridge, John Digweed, Steve Lawler, Danny Howells, Danny Tenaglia.
Try it out on yourself. My name would be Tïm vän Shääpcöttberg.
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