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DJ-Fuq
gone

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: nowhere
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Mar-12-2004 22:56
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KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
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Mar-12-2004 23:08
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-=M=-
Feelin' Bricky?

Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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Re: Ten things that piss me off
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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no penis.
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat?
When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $10.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there.
The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over!
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1: people point at their wrist coz they think you're a dumbass
2: dude when you got a doughnut that big who needs a penis?
3: a tv remote has future use
4: what about cakes that look too good to eat?
5: dude, this phrase was made up to confuse poor feeble minds like your own. i'm sure you've overlooked the item you were looking for then come back to find it... you are an exception, i'm sorry
6: perhaps the chick (or guy) you were sitting next to thought that you were too busy concentrating on their chest to be watching the movie
7: dude the guy cant drive and he's blind - a perfect example of what could happen if you drink drove
8: this roughly translated means "do you have time for me to ask you 2 questions, buddy?" -- 14 syllables is a bit longer to ask than 7, dont you think?
9: its a new product based on an older designed model, FOOL!
10: cops ask you that to determine whether you knew you were speeding or not, if you state that you werent speeding they beat down on yo' ass
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Mar-12-2004 23:16
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-=M=-
Feelin' Bricky?

Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Melbourne, Aus
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Mar-12-2004 23:36
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