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T-1000
Searching for a rhythm...

Registered: Jun 2003
Location: In the wrong place at the wrong time

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kds
Bad : You can't find your birth control pills
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them

Good : Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You're in them

Good : Your husband understands fashion
Bad : He's a cross-dresser
Ugly : He looks better than you

Good : Your son's finally maturing
Bad : He's involved with the woman next door
Ugly : So are you

Good : You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad : She keeps interrupting
Ugly : With corrections

Good: Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer

Good : The postman's early
Bad : He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Ugly : You gave him nothing for Christmas

Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker
Ugly : Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do

Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend

Good : You're wife is pregnant
Bad : It's triplets
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago

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Mar-19-2004 15:11 India

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Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension

Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

quote:
Originally posted by T-1000
Good : You're son is dating someone new
Bad : It's another man
Ugly : He's your best friend

Haha, that's brilliant.

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Mar-19-2004 15:38 England

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igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs

Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future

good stuff my first laugh of the day

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Mar-19-2004 16:00

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Lira
Ancient BassAddict

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil

Re: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

quote:
Originally posted by T-1000
Good: Your wife's not talking to you

hehe

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Mar-19-2004 16:01 Brazil

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jdat
Jay Van Dat

Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know

I want more of those!!!!

Mar-19-2004 16:05

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Shad0wmaster
Returning TA

Registered: May 2002
Location: Montreal

Pure class

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Mar-19-2004 17:24 Canada

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UWM
mandroid

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here

Nice one

Mar-19-2004 18:01

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mmilo
Senior tranceaddict

Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto

that was great !

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Mar-19-2004 18:02 Canada

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whiskers
old skool

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams

code:TAOISM                  SHIT HAPPENS 
HARE KRISHNA            SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING 
HINDUISM                THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE 
ISLAM                   IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE 
ZEN                     WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING? 
BUDDHISM                WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? 
CONFUCIANISM            CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS" 
7TH DAY ADVENTIST       SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS 
CALVINISM               SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER 
CATHOLICISM             IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT 
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS       KNOCK KNOCK "SHIT HAPPENS" 
UNITARIANISM            WHAT IS THIS SHIT? 
MORMON                  SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN 
JUDAISM                 WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? 
RASTAFARIANISM          LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT 
SATANISM                LET'S MAKE SHIT 
AGNOSTIC                MAYBE SHIT DOES HAPPEN 
ATHEIST                 I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT 
CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST     LET'S DEFINE THIS SHIT 
SCIENTOLOGIST           PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

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Mar-19-2004 18:05 Ukraine

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butterfly
melissa

Registered: Apr 2002
Location: West CoCo, CA

lol...

Mar-19-2004 18:14 United States

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DigiNut
You kids get off my lawn!

Registered: Dec 2002
Location: Toronto, Self-proclaimed Centre of the Universe

quote:
Originally posted by whiskers

code:
TAOISM SHIT HAPPENS HARE KRISHNA SHIT HAPPENS, RAMA, RAMA, DING, DING HINDUISM THIS SHIT HAS HAPPENED BEFORE ISLAM IF SHIT HAPPENS, TAKE A HOSTAGE ZEN WHAT IS THE SOUND OF SHIT HAPPENING? BUDDHISM WHEN SHIT HAPPENS, IS IT REALLY SHIT? CONFUCIANISM CONFUCIUS SAY, "SHIT HAPPENS" 7TH DAY ADVENTIST SHIT HAPPENS ON SATURDAYS CALVINISM SHIT WON'T HAPPEN IF I WORK HARDER CATHOLICISM IF SHIT HAPPENS, I DESERVE IT JEHOVAH'S WITNESS KNOCK KNOCK "SHIT HAPPENS" UNITARIANISM WHAT IS THIS SHIT? MORMON SHIT HAPPENS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN JUDAISM WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME? RASTAFARIANISM LET'S SMOKE THIS SHIT SATANISM LET'S MAKE SHIT AGNOSTIC MAYBE SHIT DOES HAPPEN ATHEIST I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT CHRISTIAN SCIENTIST LET'S DEFINE THIS SHIT SCIENTOLOGIST PAY ME FOR THIS SHIT

I've got the T-shirt, mwahahaha...

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Mar-19-2004 19:45 Canada

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