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[N]ûk|êû[Z]
The Producer Addict

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.

Auction on eJay!!!!

right ive not had sex for a while, and well id like to not be not having sex. so here it is ladies... the very first 10 day auction on eJay.

we have x1 22 year old male from mansfield nottinghamshire, 6'4", lightish brown hair in sum stupid fashion, slim build, GSOH, i have a great taste in music but no-on e else seems to think so, i have a moderately large penis [shaved if the winner desires]. will travel to anywhere throughout the UK for one whole night of steamy passion and down right illicit smutty goodness.

Bids start at five pounds with increments of £2.50

happy bidding.

payment methods:

JayPal
or cash on delivery

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

May-08-2004 21:52 England

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Coup
Retired

Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK

^^ Id rather shag this than you.

May-08-2004 22:06 England

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[N]ûk|êû[Z]
The Producer Addict

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.

serious bidders only plz kthxbye

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

May-08-2004 22:09 England

Coup
Retired

Registered: May 2001
Location: England, UK

i wasnt a bidder, i was a mocker.

May-08-2004 22:14 England

jon
Respect Mah Authoritah

Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Leeds

do you spin a juicy red apple is nice :P

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May-08-2004 22:16

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Sand Leaper
Tension hunter

Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway

^^^^

does that thing have implants as well?

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May-08-2004 22:41 Norway

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KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location

ROFLER!

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May-08-2004 23:31

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mentalbarter
We Are Scientists

Registered: May 2002
Location: Newcastle

quote:
Originally posted by Coup

^^ Id rather shag this than you.

incidentally it seems a lot of the UKTAs are damn tall

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May-09-2004 08:24

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[N]ûk|êû[Z]
The Producer Addict

Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Where Angelz Fear To Tread.

quote:
Originally posted by jon
do you spin a juicy red apple is nice :P

im in the process of sending it to luke to rip mate, sorry once again but it will be with you shortly

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

May-09-2004 09:20 England

narcism
faithless fangirl

Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Let go of my mind

look, ill be the first one to bid for you jay
Its cheaper then getting a dirty hooker from the street

May-09-2004 11:02 Malta

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jamie
Monkey Spaff

Registered: Aug 2002
Location: Warwick

Pah

I hate straight auctions

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May-09-2004 18:50 England

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gatecrasher
Armin Addict

Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Lisburn, Northern Ireland

Lmao this is a great thread

Dude if ur that desperate u should hook up with this chick, she is lookin money for lookin at her nude pics, you guys wud get on great 2gether

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....MEBWA%3AIT&rd=1