for those who dont know about bash.org



Raize can you guys see what I type?
vecna> no, raize
Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?




ohm> damn
ohm> FUCK
ohm> DAMN
ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
ohm> FUCK
ohm> I go like this to her
ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
ohm> FUCK




anamexis> oh man
anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
anamexis> and it exploded
anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
anamexis> but I got it away just in time
-- Beefpile has quit (sick ******s)
anamexis> :




glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
glome> Who me?!
content> Yes you!
glome> Couldn't be!
content> Then WHO?!!
glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)




mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
mage> no I mean like, WinZip?




kow`> "There are 10 types of people in the world... those who understand binary and those who don't."
SpaceRain> That's only 2 types of people, kow.
SpaceRain> STUPID




NES> lol
NES> I download something from Napster
NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
NES> "getting my song back ******"





studdud> what the fuck is wtf





scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.





frank> can you help me install GTA3?
knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
knightmare> ...




Sigurd> a sprite is anything not static
SRElysian> a sprite is a variable object
SRElysian> be it 2d or 3d
TorMuck> a sprite is a fucking soda
TorMuck> you god damn geekass bastards




jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
jeebus> never once moved diagonally




+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
+Christin1> how do i do that





#1964 +(2376)- [X]

[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amp
[01:33] (hilo21) ima looking for a site that seels amps
[01:33] (hilo21) iam looking for a site that seels amps
[01:34] (hilo21) I am looking for a site that sells amps
[01:35] (nexxai) how bout you look for a site that teaches english?
[01:35] (hilo21) fuck you
[01:36] (nexxai) Lemme guess, you'd kick my ass, but can't read the road signs to get to my house?





MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
goatboy> what?
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> er?
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> and?
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> ...
MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
goatboy> i dont get it
MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
goatboy> bastard





@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...