"Also, I've decided that paragraphs are for retards. I mean, if you can get lost in a couple of inches of type, then you really shouldn't be reading at all. You should be watching South Park or something. Many of the greatest thinkers in history lived prior to the advent of the paragraph, which was introduced with much hullabaloo by the Earl of Sandwich and Ben Franklin when they hosted the Tonight Show (before Jack Parr and Johnny Carson). And then there's Stephen Hawking. He doesn't use paragraphs either. 1. because he's very smart; and 2. because it wouldn't make a sound on his robot voice machine and it's a hard key to hit with his tongue. Christopher Reeve might use paragraphs-wait, no! I guess he would use quadragraphs, wouldn't he?"
May-27-2004 20:33
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
yea, i'd say he's missing a few screws
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
May-27-2004 20:40
Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension
Well there's my philosphical needs fullfilled for one evening. I'm off to the pub to play some pool.
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May-27-2004 20:41
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
hehe. Hes actually the smartest person Ive ever met. This guy is a genius...just has issues lol.
May-27-2004 20:41
xKaoSx
I need more cow bell !!
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: San Diego, Ca.
quote:
Originally posted by Orbax
hehe. Hes actually the smartest person Ive ever met. This guy is a genius...just has issues lol.
Issues? Sounds like he has lifetime subscriptions!
May-27-2004 20:46
placebo
501xx
Registered: Jun 2003
Location: Somewhere
I want to hear Stephen Hawking say "n00b".
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May-27-2004 20:46
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
quote:
Christopher Reeve might use paragraphs-wait, no! I guess he would use quadragraphs, wouldn't he?"
haha
quadragraphs !
May-27-2004 21:50
Mebot
Maverick
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Seattle
quote:
Originally posted by placebo
I want to hear Stephen Hawking say "n00b".
(from the Simpsons)
*in stephen hawking's voice*
" time for this hawk to fly away"
