thats too funny:

By Bill Simmons(Bill Simmons is a columnist for Page 2 and ESPN The Magazine)

"The 2004 nba playoffs has featured more replays of players running back up the court after a basket and angrily muttering the word "Mother******" than all the other playoffs combined."

link: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...=simmons/040528

another one by my friend:

I don't want to jinx it, but this Lindsay Lohan-Hilary Duff feud has Biggie-2Pac potential.

another one by Bill Simmons commenting on a spelling bee:

"Jacqueline from New York enjoys Irish dancing, basketball and swimming ... but she doesn't enjoy the word "casein" (the principal protein of cheese), which she just spelled wrong. Fifty years from now, somebody will say something to her like, "This cheese doesn't taste like it has enough casein," and she'll snap and kill everyone in the room."

link: http://espn.go.com/page2/s/simmons/020531.html

Bill is killing me:

"Just the facts about Steven from Tennessee: He wants to be a video game programmer some day ... his favorite movie is "Shrek" ... he enjoys swimming, drawing, traveling and hyperventilating during spelling bees. Somehow he pulls off the spelling for "sericeous" (having a fuzzy surface) before nearly passing out. Very exciting. It's not officially a Spelling Bee until someone's practically hyperventilating"

ya that guy on tsn is halarious..i love listenin to him..haha

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