ok LOL so there's this girl that i liek, shes real cute, i think abuot her all the time and we have a lot of the same classes and i think shes really cool and not a slut or something but anyways heres the deal.

i think she knows who i am because im sure the teacher has said my name a few times, and she pays attention in class, so thats good. but i havent actually SPOKEN to her, in the literal sense of the word. but i bumped into her in the hall and i think she kind of liked it LOL.

so anyways i wrote her a note and told her that if it was possible that maybe it would be possible that i could talk to her or something, but i dunno if i should send it or what i should do.

im bad with girls. thanks guys.


EDIT: PAGE THREE FOR PICTURES...guys this is legit.


EDIT 2: HOLY SHIT...SUCCESS@!! LOLLERSKATES!

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

Last edited by davinox on Jul-13-2004 at 23:22

STOP IT I CAN'T DEAL WITH THESE GIRL THREADS

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write her a note to see if you could talk?

dude...IXNAY

just fuckin talk to the girl

dont be a wuss.
do it.

just DO IT!!!!


ok, now im really going to sleep this time.


last word:

DO THE DAMNED THING!

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Originally posted by jessicah STOP IT I CAN'T DEAL WITH THESE GIRL THREADS

sorry im just bad with women, and ive never been kissed so im a little nervous and i dont know how to talk to her! do you think there's a chance ill get laid, because im sick of looking at porn all the time...

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

Just walk up to her, club her over the head, drag her to your cave by the hair, then bang her. If she gets pregnant, just move to a different state. No biggie.

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Originally posted by davinox sorry im just bad with women, and ive never been kissed so im a little nervous and i dont know how to talk to her! do you think there's a chance ill get laid, because im sick of looking at porn all the time...

aww.

seriously though how old are you?

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Originally posted by davinox sorry im just bad with women, and ive never been kissed so im a little nervous and i dont know how to talk to her! do you think there's a chance ill get laid, because im sick of looking at porn all the time...

DO NOT EVER STOP LOOKING AT PRON. How else will you be able to know if you are sexing her right?

i'm not helping anyone unless there's a picture of her, I wanna see if it's worth the effort to help someone who might wanna go out with some ugly ass chick and waste the time of the whole community!


so

pics or stfu!

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Originally posted by davinox ok LOL so there's this girl that i liek, shes real cute, i think abuot her all the time and we have a lot of the same classes and i think shes really cool and not a slut or something but anyways heres the deal. i think she knows who i am because im sure the teacher has said my name a few times, and she pays attention in class, so thats good. but i havent actually SPOKEN to her, in the literal sense of the word. but i bumped into her in the hall and i think she kind of liked it LOL. so anyways i wrote her a note and told her that if it was possible that maybe it would be possible that i could talk to her or something, but i dunno if i should send it or what i should do. im bad with girls. thanks guys.

how old are you?

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Originally posted by jessicah aww. seriously though how old are you?

I didn't mean that to sound demeaning, it's just if you're 25 and never been kissed there might be some problems.

I say...just talk to her. You're in the same class. Start off with something stupid like "what was the homework again?" just so she knows you're alive. and take it from there. Don't listen to the guys on here who says women are evil. The ones who are worth it aren't evil. If she's rude to you then just fuck it and move on cuz she's not worth it.

I think I should write an advice column after tonight, man.

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http://www.freewebs.com/dj-jessicah/

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Originally posted by jessicah I didn't mean that to sound demeaning, it's just if you're 25 and never been kissed there might be some problems. I say...just talk to her. You're in the same class. Start off with something stupid like "what was the homework again?" just so she knows you're alive. and take it from there. Don't listen to the guys on here who says women are evil. The ones who are worth it aren't evil. If she's rude to you then just fuck it and move on cuz she's not worth it. I think I should write an advice column after tonight, man.

don't listen to her!!!!!!

all women are snakes!

SNAKES I TELL YOU, ALL OF THEM!!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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DON'T SEND THE LETTER!

Just talk to her dude, start off with small talk like comment on the class or the teacher or something, that usually gets the ball rolling