The Official God FAQ

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Robots, machines, mechanical beings
Automatic and synthetic, we have the means
To take control of this planet and the human race
With our electronic rhythms and the Armageddon Bass

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This is the most complete FAQ on the Internet

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Originally posted by Swamper If you want to bitch and whine about your sig being edited then PM me with what it was and I'll look into it. Posting a thread about this wastes everyone's time

could it get any better than that? ... i think not

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Originally posted by chavs This is the most complete FAQ on the Internet

lol i agree

man... if only i could have gotten this like... 10 years ago before i came up at the age of 8 with that very same conclusion

"Relgion has the best bullshit story of all time. There is an invisible man in the sky who watches you at all hours of the day. And he has a list of 10 things he doesn't want you to do. And if you do any of these things you get sent to a horrible place of fire and brimstone to suffer for the rest of eternity. But he loves you. And he always needs more money. He sees and knows all but he can't quite seem to handle money."

- more or less a quote of George Carlin (it's pretty close to his actual rant... i've heard/read it about a dozen times)

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This is the time of the revolution, cooking the next step, this is the time of the revolution, cooking the next step, converting vegitarians, minding the gap since 1996.

god doesnt have to be a kind and helpful old man sitting on his throne on a big cloud in the sky..... think of him as a spirit creating.. existense.. everything

btw.. how about animals? they would have to face the fact that their creator was a human male dude blessing and watching over the humen for taking over earth and totally ruining their lives. If there is a god, i do understand him for NOT supporting us after what we have done to earth and everything for our own stupid selfish sakes

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!That is so not what I expected.,.. Best damn site ever, great finbd m8

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how did u manage to come across this?

Good shit

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