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nialsjd
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Registered: Apr 2004
Location: San Diego, USA

how aids was invented

ok, so i'm going through some old CD-Rs and i find this disc of Phil Hendrie. This guy stages his own radio talk show on current events with a very humourous twist. so this one stuck out pretty well.

so the issue is the creation of aids. There is gay journalist who is trying to set things straight (no pun intended) about where it came from. he says aids should not be blamed on the gay community.
the worlds most powerful computers says aids came about in the 1930s in africa. the general theory is that monkeys orignally had aids and it was trasnfered to a human.
this guy was in africa and was away from his family for a very long time and needed to fulfill his sexual desire. AIDS is an std, so it had to have been transmitted trans-species, sexually. gays don't do this kind of crazy stuff, so it was a straight guy who put it in the mouth of a monkey.
the only explanation is that the monkey sucked his cock, and the transmission through a BITE. a sexually deprived guy who is building a highway in africa in the 1930s put it in the mouth of a monkey which bit him and transferred aids.
a lady calls in and tries to reason that it could have been transmitted by a monkey bite to a hunter. the journalist says that AIDs is an STD, so he says it may have been a hunter who killed a monkey, and then had sex with it.
so how did AIDs get into the gay community? well, the guy, who originally had a family, decided to get a little curious about gay sex.

lets reason:
go to the zoo. who do u see around the monkey cages? families. men with familes. who are straight. so that means that straight men have a liking to monkeys.

sleepy

the one about shooting the easter bunny is pretty funny too. it's a 911 call where a guy says someone is trying to invade his home, so he blows the head off of the intruder, who is the easter bunny

Oct-04-2004 08:01 United States

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tu_face
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Registered: Oct 2000
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you are forgetting that you can get AIDs without having sex with the host. any transfusion of bodily fluids is a risk, he may have chopped up an AIDs infected monkey with a cut on his hand.

end of theory

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Oct-04-2004 13:17

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DarkAngel
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Re: how aids was invented

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Originally posted by nialsjd
the one about shooting the easter bunny is pretty funny too. it's a 911 call where a guy says someone is trying to invade his home, so he blows the head off of the intruder, who is the easter bunny

I think this is the only thing in your entire post that made sense to me.

Oct-04-2004 13:19

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tranceDJ
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Registered: Feb 2001
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Well it's possible that the guy had sex with the monkey but it's most likely that the disease was transferred to him by some other means. People don't exactly get mad cow disease by humping cows now do they?

Oct-04-2004 14:48 United States

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Oct-04-2004 15:22 Canada

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UWM
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That is the single stupidest thing I've read in my entire life.

Oct-04-2004 15:31

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tu_face
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quote:
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People don't exactly get mad cow disease by humping cows now do they?

no because you can't get vCJD from being intimate with an infected animal

you have to eat brain/nerve tissue

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Oct-04-2004 16:20

DarkAngel
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quote:
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no because you can't get vCJD from being intimate with an infected animal

you have to eat brain/nerve tissue

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Oct-04-2004 17:02

Echo of Silence
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quote:
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yes, dear?

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DarkAngel
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yes, dear?

LOL

Oct-04-2004 17:22

Arbiter
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Forget AIDS, who invented the common cold?

Oct-04-2004 21:33

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Psy-T
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quote:
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Forget AIDS, who invented the common cold?

alright, alright already! i confess, it was me.

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