Registered: Oct 2003
Location: MN by sun, ND by dark.
If (Man(Vagina(Day)) == true) {
System.out.println("TOP 10 THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A VAGINA FOR A DAY:");
System.out.println("10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.");
System.out.println("9. Squat over a hand mirror for an hour and a half.");
System.out.println("8. See if they could finally do a split.");
System.out.println("7. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.");
System.out.println("6. Get picked up in a bar in less that 10 minutes");
System.out.println("5. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.");
System.out.println("4. Go to the gyno and ask to have the examination recorded on video.");
System.out.println("3. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.");
System.out.println("2. Actually catch a buzz off 1 wine cooler.");
System.out.println("And the # 1 thing a man would do is:");
System.out.println("1. Finally find that damn G-spot.");
}
